DISCLAIMER: Many of these quotes contain "adult" content. I don't censor anything.
As you may have figured out from the links at the top, you can browse quotes by the time they were submitted or by how high they've scored, or maybe you want a bunch of random quotes. You can also just look at recent quotes that have a positive score. To link to a quote, click on the quote's number for an individual page.
A quote's score is determined by YOU. Click the plus sign if you like a quote; click the minus if you don't. If you have no opinion, click on the quote's text. This has no effect on it but it might make you feel better.
If you're quoted here and you don't want to be, let me know and I'll take the quote down. Contact me in the game or in a private message on the forums.
Submissions are very welcome. I have almost no restrictions on which quotes are accepted, since I don't want to be the one who determines what's funny.
E-mail me with questions/comments/suggestions/creepy fan letters. Please don't e-mail me if you want a quote taken down. See above for instructions.