Cuba: ..
Cuba: i will end you
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Migoto: He started talking about how he penisfarts and called it a peef and I wondered if it was because his sperm were burping
extra stuff deleted cause it fucked shit up
Dee: so the other day i was hosing down this dog w/ the soap on right
Dee: and i sprayed his butthole and
Dee: it made this little film of soap on his butthole and he farted
Dee: and it made a bubble
Ike: ...lol
Dee: which floated everywhere
Ike: gross
Damadar breaks things.
Zwei slaps dar
Damadar slaps Zwei.
DJ 9-Volt: hi everyfurre
Zwei squeals with delight 
Damadar: Creepy &$!?%.
Experience needs you all to ejaculate so she can reload the dream
Experience: ... ... .. evacuate*
Experience: Shut up.
Experience: Now.
Linkcam: xDD
Tabion: lololol
Chie: del has aspergers or something
Creed: oo
Creed: i see :(
Chie: i know, it's wrong to make fun of retarded people but
Zaurathustra: His brain is hooked up wrong. He thinks he's a muffin.
Chie: this is furcadia i dont even care
Chie: del you don't know the difference between an anus and a vagina
Chie: you cannot make fun of people
Chie: ever
Pixar: this is cypress homes. everything turns into an argument
Manderin: I believe that you should feel strongly about any opinion you have.
Experience nodnods
Manderin: Don't be a wishy-washy waffler!
Manderin: But you should also have sound reasoning and logic behind your opinions.
Experience: But... if you wishy-washy waffles...won't they get soggy...?
Manderin: That's why you shouldn't do it!
Manderin: Unless you like soggy waffles.
Experience: Noo, not soggy waffles! D:
Heavenly: I'm going to go slit my throat, bye.
Moose: PUT TOWELS DOWN FIRST, PLEASE!
Nashota: my sister just tied a bra to her face
Pornicorn: i want to draw neopets tonguing eachother in the ass
Pornicorn: I want to buy a really big dildo and give it to the dogs to play with whenever i have company
Migoto: Dei
Migoto: didn't you show me what your BF looks like?
Deianira: BF?
Migoto: ...
Migoto slaps forehead.
Deianira: .....
Migoto: Your buttfuck.
Deianira: OH HIM.
Migoto: XD
Deianira: No, I don't think so.
Orochimaru: Who wants to see some Mello fanart?
Orochimaru: http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7v1hxZbIY1qclwnro1_400.jpg <-- Mello.
Pixar: ...my heart just broke
Felidæ sobs
Felidæ: i killed a rainbow creature 
Moynelle: Arrrrr, me booty. 
Moynelle: . . .
Cinereal: I bet.
Tarra: xD
Juli: xD
Moynelle fawpaws.
Pirate melon love.
Denmaku: AAAAALWAYS I WANNA BEEEEE WITH YOU
Latvia: AND MAKE BELIIIIEVE WITH YOU
Italia: AND LIVE IN HARMONY, HARMONY
Allen C.Walker: Incest is a national sport in Finland.
(At the time I had kiwi-itis from pongo juice. She had gotten the pirate one.)
Deianira: Lip Gloss, would ye now, blast ye! walk yonder plank speakin' o' Kiwis an' instead talk o' yonder briny deep?
Deianira: Meself swear, everytime Meself talk ta ye ye're always speakin' o' parrot's instead o' yayin' 'bout yonder briny deep.
Deianira: But o' course if'n ye actually spoke o' thin's 'at appeased me, Meself wouldn't be speakin' like a pirate arrr! blimey! an' Shiver me timbers!.
Deianira: So how many people 'ave Meself confused so far? c:
Dee: how does everything end up on the furc quote thing
Italy: MAN ROMANO
Italy: YOU DONT EVEN HAVE LOVE HANDLES
Italy: THEY'RE HATE HANDLES
Pornicorn: this dog is so happy to have his cone off
Nashota: you should take a video of him
Pornicorn: I tried
Pornicorn: but it kind of failed because he was like
Pornicorn: "OMG I CAN ACTUALLY ITCH AND LICK MYSELF NOW"
Pornicorn: so a good 60 seconds was mostly just him licking his nuts
Lenient: my left index finger won't stop twitching ._o
Fey: Clearly you need to masturbate.
Huds knows this place in PA
Huds: that your mom
Huds: would fall in love with
Nashota: she falls in love with anything old and decrepit
Pornicorn: she will love me
Leokins rolls 1d1+19 how old am i irl & gets 20.
Isamu Alva Dyson rolls 1d100 leokins actually has a crush on me & gets 83.
Leokins: 
it's right
Leokins: &$!?
Leokins: BAD TIMING
Leokins rolls 1d100 isamu is zaabuu & gets 99.
[Draco can't swear, like he usually does. So how does he cope? Lets see.....]
Kashi Commodore: Name a four letter word, beginning with F
Kashi Commodore: xD
Draco Dracontine: Fire.
Kashi Commodore: Damn.
Draco Dracontine: xD
Kashi Commodore: What do you call some one who has sexula relations with your mother?
Kashi Commodore: sexual ^
Draco Dracontine: My father?
Draco Dracontine: >.>
Kashi Commodore: DAMN
Draco Dracontine: lol
Kashi Commodore: What do you call Kashi, after he steals your car, screws DJ Delectable and eats your sammich supply?
Draco Dracontine: One lucky Bastard?
Kashi Commodore: I GOT YOU
Kashi Commodore: WINS
Pornicorn: I want a dildo with my face on it
Pornicorn: It will have a mini dildo on the end of my head, of course.
Oona: batmaaaaaan
Pornicorn: is a diiiiiiiiick
Migoto: IMMA FAT MOTHER OTTIFET
Migoto: COME SUCKLE MY LACTATING NIPPLES, CHILDREN
Deianira: what exactly do you drink/eat/watch to make you like this?
Chiptunes: so you can have sex in a port as long as nothing is showing
Chiptunes: awesome
Vango: i dont think hes having sex
Chiptunes: oh he is
Vango: i think he's doing construction on a building naked
Chiptunes: lol
Vango: and is trying to keep his balance as his mean friend shakes the ladder
smarmy: i put a rubber ducky on my check ........
smarmy: its a squeaky toy and its anus is sucking my cheek.............
UK FUCKS
UK: ...
UK: *DUCKS
Graylan: I wanna date a mail delivery woman so I can ask her if I can put my package in the mail.
Graylan: And then when she looks at me all disgusted I'll go: "What? I stamped it in all the right places."
Graylan: Then when she looks confused I'll go: "The package is my penis."
Graylan: And I'll leave the room
Graylan: :-)
Ground Control: Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Jav: You eat a cookie. A small note has been baked into it. It reads: For adult education nothing beats furlings.
Jav: I AM
Jav: DISTURB
Xiu: I found a roach in a clean pair of pants once :( I didn't know about it until I put them on.
Zaurathustra: You know, you can do the same thing to frogs with a flashlight?
Zaurathustra: They just get mesmerized by it.
Zaurathustra: And stop moving
Raigne: You like to run around flashing frogs, do you?
Tibal: Poor Kermit
Aiyame: I know I shouldn't be this excited.... But I found a package of pop tarts in my purse.
(You see A Double Rainbow.)
> What does this mean!?
Uffie: You'll never quit. Your kids will be on furc. You will be yiffing your son and you won't even know it. 
Aiyame: I'd click that ;o
(While listening to My Immortal being read aloud by Cadmium over skype)
Cadmium: “DATZ IT!11” CORNELIO FUK SHOOTED ARNGRILY. “IM GETTING PROFESOR BRIDGE!111”
Zinge: I just don't get it... This is the third time I've heard this story and it's like.. more nonsensical every time.
Lobsel Vith: It's like The Neverending Story, it just writes itself as it happens.
Italia: brb fucking malfoy.
Italy: http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7f6xmGW1D1qb8m44o1_500.jpg
Italy: my life
Italy: in one picture
Izisharu: so i've never yiffed and invisible girl before
Aiyame: ....
Izisharu: i think you're cute
Aiyame: I'm lesbian.
Izisharu: aww not even once?
Aiyame: ..what?
Izisharu: you wouldnt give me a pitty fuck
Aiyame: Not if you were the last person on the planet. You're probably fat and ugly irl, plus, your penis looks like a disgusting worm.
Aiyame: So no :/
Izisharu cries
Pornicorn: lions have tiny dicks
Ike: spiny dicks
Pornicorn: tiny spiny dicks
Ike: i shudder
Ivan Buraginsuki: America has an on-going love affair with Lady Liberty
America: i know c:
Ivan Buraginsuki: And he is a good and faithful man.
America: LIES
America: wait
America: ...fucking lag.
Isamu Alva Dyson: Asia already wins she's a country with a population of over 3.5 billion