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Quote #10241 Current score: 2  +  − Total votes: 4 Submitted: 2018-07-12 10:04:40

Mandaliet: I got some eclairs because I'm rich now
Prince River dies
Prince River comes back to life
Prince River: eclairs do that to me
Prince River mouths a thick, cream-filled eclair
Mandaliet: they are quite phallic
Davidi: Man: mmmm, this bread is great, Jesus
Davidi: Jesus: Thanks. It's my body
Davidi: Man: mmmm, this wine is amazing
Davidi: Jesus: Thanks, it's my blood
Davidi: Man: These eclairs are absolutely ORGASMIC
Davidi: Jesus: ....:D


Quote #10236 Current score: 4  +  − Total votes: 4 Submitted: 2018-05-11 19:56:54

Creepmachine: male anglerfish are basically nothing but swimming testicles
Courier: okay yeah male anglers are just...
Courier: "let me just attach myself to your body with all these other dudes"
Creepmachine: once they find a female, which are like 3 times bigger, they latch on and lterally just.... dissolve into nothing but their balls
Kauru: I know a couple human guys that do that.
Creepmachine: LOL
Vanna: lololol
Arianrhod: YOU KNOW
Arianrhod: I WAS DRINKING TEA TYVM


Quote #10229 Current score: 1  +  − Total votes: 3 Submitted: 2018-02-26 03:55:57

Highbaby: i literally just got up because a cellar spider walked across my fucking pillow and put a leg on my hand like it was concerned for me
Highbaby: my throat hurts from screaming at a level only dogs can hear
Unmei: ..................
Unmei SLAMS A BIBLE ONTO SPIDER
Unmei: AWAY WITH YOU SATAN


Quote #10227 Current score: 2  +  − Total votes: 2 Submitted: 2018-02-20 17:53:08

(got a random whisper, talking in main to friends)
Austell: If he wants RP he's barking up the wrong cat's ass


Quote #10226 Current score: 1  +  − Total votes: 3 Submitted: 2018-02-19 17:47:24

Cornelius Vaporlove: I wonder if I taste like blueberries.
Mino: thats the dumbest thing anyone ever said


Quote #10225 Current score: 2  +  − Total votes: 4 Submitted: 2018-02-09 14:15:59

James throws Vanix a bone and knocks the furre over!
Vanix's arm is impacted by the thrown bone, the meat around the epicenter of the impact sight is instantly bruised and mulched, the kinetic energy rippling across the sinew and causing millions of minute hairline fractures while the arm itself goes limp, paralyzed with riveting agony.
Vanix likes being dramatic.


Quote #10223 Current score: 9  +  − Total votes: 10 Submitted: 2018-01-25 23:08:38

frogela: i don't believe anyone on furcadia who says they aren't furry


Quote #10222 Current score: 3  +  − Total votes: 6 Submitted: 2018-01-20 22:23:14

Justin StinCoy: Fluff Pit, basically an unshaved underarm.


Quote #10220 Current score: 1  +  − Total votes: 3 Submitted: 2018-01-17 13:24:51

(Odds and Val had been playing with the the emits, and the owner came online)
[#] The uploader has arrived! Direct all irritations to them.
[#] Dear uploader, I have coughed up a chicken for my dear friend to consume, only for it to run away and be eaten by a wall. What sort of trickery is this? -Oddsie
[#] Chaos. Sorry, I dropped some on the floor. -Val
[#] Blame Val. Then ban. -Uploader
[#] I'll eject her. -Val
(Val then proceeds to eject herself)


Quote #10219 Current score: 2  +  − Total votes: 5 Submitted: 2018-01-17 13:16:01

Highbaby: i can't gay marry a ghost
Odds-on: not with that attitude


Quote #10216 Current score: 2  +  − Total votes: 6 Submitted: 2018-01-09 02:08:20

Deceptisquirrel: Waiting for the inevitable bovine ferian to be made and banned from furN
Mandaliet: too many tippings?
Deceptisquirrel: The only place people get thier milk from in Furc are from a capitoline wolf.
Mandaliet: this can only lead to the founding of cities


Quote #10213 Current score: 3  +  − Total votes: 7 Submitted: 2018-01-07 13:19:41

Odds-on: well look at sapphirus. her art is trash and she somehow still runs a shit show
Violet Essex: Me too.


Quote #10212 Current score: 1  +  − Total votes: 4 Submitted: 2018-01-06 18:10:34

Odds-on: at least it wasn't an imgur album full of verguba
Odds-on: or horses with hands for teeth
Highbaby: i want an album of horses with hands for teeth
Highbaby: that's my interest
Odds-on: or horses with spiders for teeth
Highbaby: horses with spiders who have human hands at the end of their legs, for teeth
Odds-on: oh my god


Quote #10210 Current score: 1  +  − Total votes: 5 Submitted: 2018-01-06 18:06:50

Odds-on: I'm back. My computer decided to eat a dick instead of doing what I wanted because I started closing alts.


Quote #10209 Current score: 1  +  − Total votes: 5 Submitted: 2017-12-25 00:37:06

Mary Crystalmouse toss spitwads at Banditz.
Gouda Knight throws a paper airplane at Mary.
Mandal't throws Gouda at Mary
Mary Crystalmouse dodges.
Tiina Brown is hit
Gouda Knight: Greetings and felicitations, Tiina. Do you come here often?
Tiina Brown: yup


Quote #10208 Current score: 4  +  − Total votes: 7 Submitted: 2017-12-03 12:22:35

Suzy: furcadia truly did something that nobody else did, but it was ruined by being a social game that relied on socially inept people


Quote #10206 Current score: 1  +  − Total votes: 3 Submitted: 2017-11-19 23:43:02

Art Vandelay: no
Art Vandelay: eat me
Art Vandelay: eat me raw
Akra gets out a machete. Challenge accepted.


Quote #10205 Current score: 1  +  − Total votes: 3 Submitted: 2017-11-18 22:28:01

Mentha Balsamea: It's only midnight why do I feel like I've been up for like 20 hours?


Quote #10204 Current score: 1  +  − Total votes: 1 Submitted: 2017-11-16 17:28:07

The Shoddy Ribbon: THIS IS NOT MY HOME! YOU'RE NOT MY MINTY!


Quote #10202 Current score: 4  +  − Total votes: 4 Submitted: 2017-11-14 19:18:57

Valentine Oliver Wildingham: I'M SO ANGRY BECAUSE I HAVE MENTAL ILLNESS THAT MAKES ME ANGRY ALL THE TIME AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH I'M GOING TO DRAW WOLVES EJACULATING INTO SPAAAAACE


Quote #10199 Current score: 1  +  − Total votes: 3 Submitted: 2017-11-10 19:43:16

Unmei: I rp everything

(MINUTES LATER)
Unmei: If I listed all the things I won't rp, we'd be here until tomorrow


Quote #10198 Current score: 3  +  − Total votes: 3 Submitted: 2017-11-05 10:27:45

Rinadeval: i saw an archeologist lick a coprolite once
Rinadeval: at the time he was my boyfriend and doing it to prove it wasn't gross
Mentha Balsamea: .....
Rinadeval: he is no longer my boyfriend


Quote #10197 Current score: 1  +  − Total votes: 1 Submitted: 2017-11-02 18:01:52

Akra: Oh my. Cake turned me into a promiscuous unicorn!


Quote #10196 Current score: 1  +  − Total votes: 3 Submitted: 2017-10-16 12:48:20

Winde: mongoloid dongoloid


Quote #10195 Current score: 1  +  − Total votes: 3 Submitted: 2017-09-28 19:59:22

Buttface: GO! Spread your legs and fly, my beautiful slut!


Quote #10194 Current score: 1  +  − Total votes: 3 Submitted: 2017-09-20 13:05:41

Her-Uben: Oh lord
Her-Uben: Oh god
Mentha Balsamea: Oh no
Valentine Oliver Wildingham: Oh yes


Quote #10193 Current score: 3  +  − Total votes: 4 Submitted: 2017-09-19 12:51:06

Chib: yes
Chib: yes im into milfs (motherlode on sims)
No one: Man I Love Farming Simoleons


Quote #10191 Current score: 1  +  − Total votes: 2 Submitted: 2017-08-31 16:29:51

Seraphina Chekhov: The word of the day is... Antidisestablishmentarianism
Sammy Larkson: You know what to do when you hear the word of the day, right?
Ariante Oakenfold: You suck on Sammy's cock.
Seraphina Chekhov does
Seraphina Chekhov: Damnit, Ari
Ariante Oakenfold:
Seraphina Chekhov: Fuck off with your timing
Sammy Larkson gasps and moans


Quote #10190 Current score: 2  +  − Total votes: 2 Submitted: 2017-08-31 00:00:32

Zoli: What're you gonna name him?
Zoli: name it Goat
Mino: have you been watching the tick
Mino: because goat is a great name
Wolf: name him 'notail'
Zoli: "Name him Stubs"
Wolf: name him smalls
Zoli: Stubby Smalls
Wolf: Notail Stubby Smalls
Smalls: she's a guuuuurl
Zoli: Name him Goat Stubby Smalls Notail
Zoli: That sounds like a native american name
Smalls: rofl
Smalls: she needs an epic name
Wolf: Name him Goat Stubby Smalls Notail the Female
Wolf: it rymns
Zoli: "We've provided you an epic name alreeady
Mino: hakuchi moya
Wolf: We should start a babynames company Zoli
Wolf: highfives


Quote #10186 Current score: 4  +  − Total votes: 6 Submitted: 2017-08-26 20:49:48

Pussycat: its all pointless when we're going to upload our consciousnesses to the internet one day and become one
Pussycat: these meat sacks are on the way out
Smalls: uh, I am uploading my consciousness into a horse pussy
Smalls: not a computer
Pussycat: that sounds moist


Quote #10169 Current score: 2  +  − Total votes: 2 Submitted: 2017-08-15 15:03:31

Rinadeval: also the only high elf on the entire planet xD
Mentha Balsamea: Only until another elf gets stoned


Quote #10168 Current score: 1  +  − Total votes: 3 Submitted: 2017-08-12 21:51:30

Odds-on: Earlier I was thinking like, "what are those vampires that can't eat normal human food because it tastes disgusting to them?? I know it's an anime.."
Odds-on: IT'S RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME
Mentha Balsamea: ...?
Odds-on: IT'S TOKYO GHOUL
Mentha Balsamea: XD
Odds-on: THEY'RE NOT VAMPIRES WTF
Odds-on: I SHOULD KNOW THIS


Quote #10166 Current score: 2  +  − Total votes: 2 Submitted: 2017-08-10 17:56:38

Squidacious: oh dang, so close! If I can sell some more ychs I would love to buy another digo off you.
Squidacious: Kinda drained my PP finally..
Shaun Dreclin: Drained your pp huh?
Emo Nostalgia: Yeah, i made a masterpost of all im selling. Hopefully i get more bites.
Emo Nostalgia: Omg
Shaun Dreclin:
Emo Nostalgia: Ban-shaun


Quote #10165 Current score: 1  +  − Total votes: 1 Submitted: 2017-08-08 01:24:14

Justin StinCoy: You know why Trump hates African animals? The fake gnus.
Julio Rabbit: he does?
Julio Rabbit: and what are Gnus?
Justin StinCoy: Oh, not much. What's gnu with you?


Quote #10164 Current score: 2  +  − Total votes: 2 Submitted: 2017-08-08 01:21:19

Justin StinCoy: There was a rap star named Candice. They called her "Candi Rapper".


Quote #10163 Current score: 2  +  − Total votes: 3 Submitted: 2017-08-08 00:36:32

Mandaliet is up to no good again.

Tiina Brown: I'm tired, but i shouldn't go to bed ....
oninoshiko: I suppose
Mandal't keeps Tiina up all night
Mandal't: hmm, that sounded dirtier than I realized


Quote #10162 Current score: 2  +  − Total votes: 2 Submitted: 2017-07-28 20:33:59

Odds-on rolls 1d100 Kasza's totally gonna get stabbed. & gets 21.
Odds-on rolls 1d100 Mauled. & gets 38.
Odds-on rolls 1d100 Hammered. & gets 69.
Odds-on: .. HAH
Odds-on: the dice know me too well


Quote #10161 Current score: 1  +  − Total votes: 2 Submitted: 2017-07-24 17:55:22

Odds-on: News channel off.
Odds-on: STOP USING IT FOR ADS


Quote #10159 Current score: 1  +  − Total votes: 3 Submitted: 2017-07-01 15:42:57

Skye the Bard: I can legit get booty anytime. I just really like games.


Quote #10157 Current score: 1  +  − Total votes: 3 Submitted: 2017-06-20 12:30:53

Dazzler: did anyone else, when they were little, think that goats were male sheep and sheep were female goats? like sheep were the girls of one species and goats the boys of the same? it's so fucking weird
Nuummite: no
Dazzler: i guess i was retarded


Quote #10156 Current score: 1  +  − Total votes: 1 Submitted: 2017-06-12 10:46:02

Sherilyn: sheri.png
Sherilyn: because i'm better than a jpeg


Quote #10155 Current score: 3  +  − Total votes: 3 Submitted: 2017-06-09 13:43:46

Sherilyn: no nipples
Sherilyn: beautiful
Silon: snek
Naginata: He has no scales yet
Naginata: maybe he can have
Naginata: two scales for nipples
Sherilyn: nooo
Naginata: so he feels less insecure
Naginata: about his niplesslessness
Sherilyn: but no nips is best :~(
Silon: nippleslessness
Naginata: okay he shall be nippleless
churchgrim: i dont have nipples
Naginata: A nipless hiss hiss
Sherilyn: guys there's a legit thing as a nipple tuck
Sherilyn: they remove your nipples for you
Naginata: I want a boob lift
Naginata: Isn't that really popular in like Korea? Cause they love plastic surgery
Sherilyn: i want a masectomy
Sherilyn: idk
Naginata: I heard about it on one of those nip-tuck-disaster shows
Naginata: I can't watch those anymore they make me squeamish
babey: im gonna remove orbs nipples
Silon: wear them as goggles
babey gets scissors
babey: of course silon
babey: burger nipples
Naginata: We should give orb a third nipple
babey: why stop at just 3
Naginata: But not tell them where we're going to put it
Sherilyn: i kinda want no nipples too
babey: sherilyn just come here
babey: i have scissors and ice
Silon: nipples on the butts
Sherilyn: yes do it
Naginata: Babey has become a plastic surgeon
babey: BUTTNIPPLES?
Sherilyn: buttnipples
Naginata: Silon is a buttnipple
Sherilyn: yes
babey: i was always a plastic surgeon to those who trusted me enough
Silon: nagi no
Naginata: Nagi yes
Silon: Silon yes
Sherilyn: this needs to go to furc quotes omg
Naginata: Silon Buttnipple
Naginata: The third
babey: give-nipple silon
Naginata: lMAO
babey: there you go dad
babey: spare
Silon: toss-nipple babey
babey: no!!!
babey: i only need 2
Silon: eat-nipple


Quote #10153 Current score: 3  +  − Total votes: 5 Submitted: 2017-05-26 12:51:43

Jasmine Dashen: So I pretty much did just go into the stores and employees asked me if I needed help
Jasmine Dashen: and I responded with
Jasmine Dashen: "Yea, uh... do you guys have gummi dicks?"
Jasmine Dashen: Worker: ...
Jasmine Dashen: Worker: Right this way, ma'am.
Jasmine Dashen: Worker: ...What are you getting them for?
Jasmine Dashen: Me: ...Gag gift.
Atra: ...... Did you mean to pun there?
Jasmine Dashen: ...
Jasmine Dashen: FUCK NO I DIDN'T
Jasmine Dashen: HOLY SHIT
Atra: XD
Jasmine Dashen: AND I ACTUALLY GAVE HER THAT RESPONSE
Jasmine Dashen: FUCK ME
Atra dies


Quote #10152 Current score: 3  +  − Total votes: 3 Submitted: 2017-05-21 16:19:24

Martholomew: Furcadia: Your thrussy is sore; try again later.


Quote #10151 Current score: 7  +  − Total votes: 7 Submitted: 2017-05-21 07:58:33

Wimpods: my ass is a sacred place.


Quote #10150 Current score: 1  +  − Total votes: 3 Submitted: 2017-05-17 15:28:47

Akira Kurusu: my favorite is the one with the statue of the horses fucking
Emo|Nostalgia: Yeah.. I dont look at furn patches much. but i go there to see who has the Weekly Weirdest Dream
Akira Kurusu: the animated statue
Lila Storm: The things in furn stay in furn
Akira Kurusu: its fucking animated
Akira Kurusu: lmao
Emo|Nostalgia: Literally


Quote #10149 Current score: 2  +  − Total votes: 4 Submitted: 2017-05-17 14:39:07

Naginata: waxing was invented by satan himself


Quote #10148 Current score: 3  +  − Total votes: 3 Submitted: 2017-05-16 15:39:34

babey: why do baby snakes just open their mouths really wide when theyre first born
Sherilyn: idek
Sherilyn: maybe they're saying hello to the world
Wimpods: theyre screaming because they dont want to get involved in the worlds shit
Sherilyn:


Quote #10147 Current score: 3  +  − Total votes: 4 Submitted: 2017-05-15 13:29:58

babey: my face is obscene
Silon: rated R
Naginata: Too sexy to be seen
babey: ;o
Naginata: You have to wear a paper bag
Silon: with MY face on the bag


Quote #10146 Current score: 2  +  − Total votes: 2 Submitted: 2017-05-11 17:09:59

Joshy: i know BITCH
Sherilyn: i know whore
Shuichi Saihara: you know me?

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