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Quote #7697 Current score: -3  +  − Total votes: 9 Submitted: 2010-10-18 20:14:00

Wonka shows $!?% to szol
Szolrykor: &it.s?
Wonka: We'll never know now.
Szolrykor: &$!.K


Quote #10116 Current score: -2  +  − Total votes: 4 Submitted: 2017-01-02 15:08:35

Joe munches on Kemoh out of boredom
Joe accidently eats part of Kemoh's flower.
Joe acts innocent.
Furlance salts Joe P:
Jaymock Flon: XD
Joe tastes terrible with salt, is best with garlic and herbs.
Jaymock Flon: XD XD
Joe smothers Jay in gravy and munches.
Jaymock Flon: lol
Jaymock Flon: :-D
Furlance begins to give Joe a relaxing back rub....with garlic and herbs
Furlance: Wth is wrong with us
Joe begins to smell mouth watering.
Joe: xD
Clown Hunter: were rebels ^^
Jaymock Flon: XD
Furlance snerks


Quote #5645 Current score: 0  +  − Total votes: 0 Submitted: 2009-09-27 16:24:00

Nixie: Hire me to go plow and then I can hire you to harvest and plow Jae


Quote #9123 Current score: 2  +  − Total votes: 2 Submitted: 2012-10-03 10:04:03

Felix Wolf: gus
Felix Wolf: i have a meth problem
Felix Wolf: *math


Quote #6508 Current score: 3  +  − Total votes: 13 Submitted: 2010-03-13 18:36:00

Christine: i have grilled motherfucking cheese
Christine: suck my dick you commies


Quote #5818 Current score: 2  +  − Total votes: 4 Submitted: 2009-10-23 20:41:00

Roy Seigfried: Oh my, its a flame war over the rat, folks posting from work
Roy Seigfried: being accused of stealing from the public because they posted comments from work
Roy Seigfried: then someone says get that chopper thingy the Shamwow guy advertises
Roy Seigfried: Rat Salsa


Quote #10017 Current score: -3  +  − Total votes: 5 Submitted: 2015-07-28 06:19:49

Leeli: stop crying and take the knot


Quote #3403 Current score: -3  +  − Total votes: 5 Submitted: 2008-10-02 11:11:00

Decus: You know
Decus: Weed also ends with face changes
Decus: You should smoke more
Rema: ...LOL
Decus: So you stop looking a dyke
Rema: oh wow
Kippi Quarles: LAW
Decus: looking like*
Paulie Bleaker: Sorry
Rema: mike ur gr8 w/insults
Paulie Bleaker: Im cute *.*
Bowtie: bahaha
Kippi Quarles: elly
Decus: thats true
Rema: just because she gets more pussy then you. n__n;


Quote #5753 Current score: 0  +  − Total votes: 2 Submitted: 2009-10-12 12:31:00

Kjitsu: o-o
Kjitsu: you just gave me a hookerism


Quote #7275 Current score: 2  +  − Total votes: 4 Submitted: 2010-07-18 13:14:00

Jimmi: oh
Jimmi: my
Jimmi: god
Jimmi: Sam; Fucking cock tease.
Wokabi: xD
Wokabi: Matthew: Uh... guys, it's termites. Aren't you two brothers? <--busted


Quote #6446 Current score: 0  +  − Total votes: 2 Submitted: 2010-03-03 11:42:00

RosyRoo: HI!
RosyRoo: :-P
RosyRoo: ... is anyone here?
Squirt: No.
Cinereal: No, I ate them all.
Camile: fatty
Cinereal: YOU'RE ONE TO TALK JIGGLES.
Hufflepuff: lmao


Quote #5006 Current score: 0  +  − Total votes: 8 Submitted: 2009-06-07 17:23:00

Mewstara: Sanna
sanna: hi
Mewstara: You're black
sanna: ya
Mewstara: Can you rap
Mewstara: ?
Mewstara: All black ppl can rap
Mewstara: *.*
sanna: ya
Murasame: no they cant
Gravestones: Not Obama.


Quote #4289 Current score: 4  +  − Total votes: 6 Submitted: 2009-02-08 10:43:00

Kaiz The Wolf: HAZMAT
Forsythe "Jughead" Jones holds a chainsaw up to Kaiz's neck "Stupid bitch."
Kaiz The Wolf: LOL OUT OF CHARACTER
Forsythe "Jughead" Jones growls angrily "I'm pretty pissed right now."
Kaiz The Wolf: LOL FUCKER
Forsythe "Jughead" Jones growls, then punches Kaiz into the tombstone.
Forsythe "Jughead" Jones: I told you not to fuck with me.
Kaiz The Wolf rapes "I'M FUCKING WITH YOU I'M FUCKING WITH YOU"
Forsythe "Jughead" Jones punches Kaiz in the croutch.
Kaiz The Wolf: OH GOD THE PAIN
Forsythe "Jughead" Jones: Furfag.
Kaiz The Wolf: YOU ARE A FURRY TOO :3
Forsythe "Jughead" Jones looks, and sees he has a tail "Oh fuck."


Quote #9261 Current score: 1  +  − Total votes: 1 Submitted: 2012-11-18 17:11:28

Italy Veneziano rolls 1d100 when Italy gets extremely bored he dresses in drag & gets 50.
Italy Veneziano: ...
Italy Veneziano: >:3
Thara: ohGod
Thara: Germany walking in on that
Thara: just
Italy Veneziano: LOL
Italy Veneziano: ISALY VHAT ARE YOU DOING
Italy Veneziano: i got bored
Italy Veneziano: OH. CARRY ON.


Quote #7013 Current score: -3  +  − Total votes: 3 Submitted: 2010-06-16 22:14:00

Snowkit pokeprod.
Snowkit: Huhwhut?
Tabby Rivers: LOL
Tabby Rivers: POKE PROD
Tabby Rivers: like cattle prod
Tabby Rivers: xP


Quote #6571 Current score: 1  +  − Total votes: 5 Submitted: 2010-03-28 00:34:00

Lindsey rubs her skype on Deacon
Lindsey: wanna touch skypes?
Deacon Blues: That can't be sanitary.


Quote #7218 Current score: -3  +  − Total votes: 7 Submitted: 2010-07-12 11:37:00

M.|Jeevas: Fine say something funny Biyo.
Biyokoi Birthday: ....I can't think anything?
M.|Jeevas: THEN YOU DON'T GET WEBSITES.
Biyokoi Birthday: MOST OF THE STUFF I SAY IS CRAP ANYWAY
Wara Ningyo: Sounds like a personal problem. >.<


Quote #2340 Current score: 1  +  − Total votes: 17 Submitted: 2008-03-17 23:25:00

Battles: Ilu
Amaloo: Why, this is so sudden.
Amaloo: I don't know what to say
Amaloo: I've been harboring these feelings for you for a long time, Battles.
Amaloo: I just never imagined you would be the first- to put it in words.
Amaloo: Basically, ilu too.
Battles: ... xD


Quote #4136 Current score: -6  +  − Total votes: 12 Submitted: 2009-01-12 19:49:00

Run is semi-submersible.
Daiktana: XD
Daiktana dunks Run up to her ankles in Run before getting a warning alarm
Daiktana: .... in water too
Daiktana: ...Dunno if I can dunk you in yourself.
Run: I got dunked in myself?
Heavenly: ....
Daiktana: I dunno.. but if it's possible I can do it!
Heavenly: Daik what..
Run: >_>
Run is also an aircraft carrier
Run carries Daik to the bedroom >_>
Heavenly: Did you lace your coke with some rum..;-P
Run: No O_o
Heavenly: not you :B
Heavenly: daik
Run: I just snorted it like usual
Run: >_>
Heavenly: LMAO


Quote #9054 Current score: -2  +  − Total votes: 2 Submitted: 2012-08-25 20:28:23

Incompetent Pony: I am not actually here.
Incompetent Pony: I am a shadow.
Incompetent Pony: An enigma. Something like that.
The Witch: No you're not. D8


Quote #8520 Current score: 5  +  − Total votes: 7 Submitted: 2011-08-23 11:59:00

Veser: i just
Veser: want to slap the stupid out of people
Veser: until my hands bleed
Teo: want to borrow my hands too?
Teo: it'll take a lot of hands


Quote #9253 Current score: -1  +  − Total votes: 5 Submitted: 2012-11-17 12:50:51

Mocca-Lee: My girlfriend has a tendency to eat my candy
Mocca-Lee: but i dont blame her
Mocca-Lee: I mean
Mocca-Lee: its just sitting there in a big bowl
Mocca-Lee: on the table
Mocca-Lee: whispering
Mocca-Lee: "baybeh come eat me"


Quote #9533 Current score: 8  +  − Total votes: 8 Submitted: 2013-05-22 22:26:18

[in Naia's coffee house]
II: being a cook is so hard in this place.
Beasil: It is stressful
Beasil: Bumping into tables all day


Quote #10197 Current score: 1  +  − Total votes: 1 Submitted: 2017-11-02 18:01:52

Akra: Oh my. Cake turned me into a promiscuous unicorn!


Quote #817 Current score: 2  +  − Total votes: 30 Submitted: 2007-01-28 10:02:00

Gaymobile: sindraco: you all are flamers Gaymobile: Butbut. Gaymobile: We're sexysexy in the process. Gaymobile: Sexysexy kissy kissy ;D
Fagwagon: OMFG
Homoyacht sets self on fire
Queercycle: xD
Homoyacht: I'M FLAMING
Queercycle: LOL


Quote #4532 Current score: -3  +  − Total votes: 5 Submitted: 2009-03-09 16:37:00

Sebastiana: penis pump.
Poetic: ...gross
Sebastiana: I had the need to say it.
Poetic: interesting
Sebastiana: sry =/


Quote #3185 Current score: -1  +  − Total votes: 5 Submitted: 2008-08-24 15:14:00

ShiroAsh: My dog just came in my bedroom
Emelia: ;D
Emelia: ...That sounds wrong, Shiro.
ShiroAsh: And something fell on him, like a plushie
ShiroAsh: ...
Travisto!: :I
ShiroAsh: LOLZ IT DID
ShiroAsh: Well anyways


Quote #5871 Current score: 0  +  − Total votes: 4 Submitted: 2009-11-05 06:05:00

Mandaliet: "nothing more than the sensational presentation of potentially obscene material"
Tan Loc: Again? Stupid liberals!
Rux: hey, Mandaliet, leave them sensational presentation of potentially obscene materials alone!
Mandaliet: heh
Mandaliet: all in all you're nothing more than the sensational presentation of potentially obscene material in the wall
Rux claps gleefully!
Mandaliet: whee
Rux: if you don't eat your meat, you can't have any sensational presentation of potentially obscene materials!
Tan Loc: The sensational presentation of potentially obscene material has flown across the ocean
Rux: are its arms tired?
Tan Loc: INSTANT RIMSHOT!


Quote #8540 Current score: 6  +  − Total votes: 10 Submitted: 2011-09-06 14:06:00

Druail: Imma say so much shit to you, Imma need 2 rolls of toilet paper


Quote #10076 Current score: 0  +  − Total votes: 0 Submitted: 2016-07-21 10:12:47

Vel: squeeze my fat ass into a maid outfit, i wont do your chores, ill pay for someone else to do that. i just want to bend over a lot and use a bad french accent around your house


Quote #6415 Current score: 1  +  − Total votes: 3 Submitted: 2010-02-24 11:10:00

Cinereal: Friend of mine's dog is at the vet now..
Kilmeny: awr
Cinereal: She was considering taking out a second mortgage to pay for it.
Sleekit totally read that wrong.
Cinereal: How'd you read it?
Sleekit: I glanced at it and thought I read "My friend's dog is a vet now.'


Quote #7287 Current score: -1  +  − Total votes: 1 Submitted: 2010-07-19 17:09:00

Balloon: koreans are japanese robots


Quote #2228 Current score: 49  +  − Total votes: 139 Submitted: 2008-02-17 04:53:00

Trees: SUPER BALLS, you have to leave Naia.. as well as Frucadia itself.
SUPER BALLS: Trees, why exactly is that?
Trees: That name is NOT allowed on this map nor any otehr map.
SUPER BALLS: Wtf o.o
SUPER BALLS: It
Trees: It's against the rules.
SUPER BALLS: It's not sexual >>
Trees: I don't care.
SNAPE DIES ON PAGE 658: you're a retard trees
SNAPE DIES ON PAGE 658: get out of my jew
SUPER BALLS: Yes Trees is.
SNAPE DIES ON PAGE 658: he's also jewish
SNAPE DIES ON PAGE 658: incredibly jewish
SNAPE DIES ON PAGE 658: so jewish that i feel poorer just LOOKING at him


Quote #5628 Current score: 0  +  − Total votes: 0 Submitted: 2009-09-23 18:31:00

Kostchtchie: And my pants are filled with fireants. AFK. -.-


Quote #6416 Current score: 2  +  − Total votes: 6 Submitted: 2010-02-24 11:14:00

Kiyami gives Lothus some Dr. Pepper
Lothus Marque ews, hates the stuff. @@
Logitech: YOU SIR
Logitech: ARE NOT PATRIOTIC.
Hufflepuff: COMMUNIST
Hufflepuff: GET HIM
Kiyami: SEND HIM TO PUTIN
Hufflepuff: TIE HIM TO THE BEDPOST AND FEED HIM BRUSSEL SPROUTS


Quote #6474 Current score: 1  +  − Total votes: 7 Submitted: 2010-03-08 20:26:00

Zanix threatens with another brick. >:|
I Am Legend: Thats not as frigtening as you touching me


Quote #3023 Current score: -4  +  − Total votes: 6 Submitted: 2008-07-29 15:22:00

Sabrai: xD Cute is greatness, though. ;-)
Ahrin: does that mean coffee is cute?
Ahrin: 'cause I think coffee is great.


Quote #6648 Current score: 7  +  − Total votes: 9 Submitted: 2010-04-11 17:58:00

Neonic Ink: Don't make me Auschwitz your vagina Christy.
Christine: D:


Quote #6604 Current score: 3  +  − Total votes: 3 Submitted: 2010-04-03 19:09:00

Camile: are you drunk
Heavenly: no
Camile: are you sure??
Heavenly: positive
Camile: then what pills are you popping
Heavenly: i have pez :<
Camile: omg
Heavenly: I'm super tired
Camile: she's popping pez
Camile: which kind
Camile: grape?
Camile: HUH PUNK
Heavenly: I have an r2d2 pez dispenser
Heavenly: orange..
Camile: you disgust me


Quote #3832 Current score: 0  +  − Total votes: 2 Submitted: 2008-12-08 18:37:00

Tony: (URL: http://juvenileclothing.com/kidsunderwear/briefs/kazaam.jpg) these are my underwear
Dog Pound: LOL
Hippie: probably not hehe
Hippie: LOL
Hippie: I remember that movie
A race will begin in 2 minutes.
A race will begin in 1 minute.
Lardo: so what
Lardo: mine are better
Hippie: ...o_o
Hippie: I THINK then
Hippie: *the
Hippie: suitemates are cleaning the toilet i'm not sure
schiism has won the race!
Lardo: http://www.saynotocrack.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/fun-underwear.jpg
Lardo: there
Lardo hufs
Tony: ur like 20 minutes late
Dog Pound: Vaginas
Dog Pound: im tired
eleses: hello Lardo
Lardo boasts wildly about things that are in a disadvantage to her social status.
eleses: :-)


Quote #6319 Current score: 4  +  − Total votes: 4 Submitted: 2010-02-07 00:00:00

Dr. Zed: he appears to be drunk
Banish: OYU SHUT THE FUCK UP
Banish: DR. ZED
Banish: YOU DONT KNOW ME OR MY BALLS
Bulbasaur: Thank god


Quote #6992 Current score: 3  +  − Total votes: 3 Submitted: 2010-06-15 08:38:00

Kostchtchie: I smell like a sweaty man without the fun. I'm going to shower. AFK.


Quote #10065 Current score: 1  +  − Total votes: 1 Submitted: 2016-06-16 14:10:18

Hox: there isn't anyone else with an anus that inviting


Quote #9966 Current score: 0  +  − Total votes: 2 Submitted: 2015-03-16 23:27:52

Jasper Dragoon: So I'll be stuck with AK or Furc for short periods betweek work and taking care of things.
Jasper Dragoon blinks, the charges at his typo, tackling it
Jasper Dragoon proceeds to beat it into submission with a lead pipe
Jasper Dragoon: between*


Quote #2181 Current score: 3  +  − Total votes: 35 Submitted: 2008-02-08 17:15:00

Eternally Dusk: I got laid today. Nice fat one. It's been way too long.
Eternally Dusk: *paid
Eternally Dusk coughs.


Quote #8041 Current score: -1  +  − Total votes: 5 Submitted: 2011-01-15 17:51:00

China: JAPAN USED TO LOVE MOCHI ARU
China WAILS
Mochi: :-D
Mochi: ...
China: ..
USA: ...
Mochi: That was inappropriate
Mochi: * D:
USA: LOL
China: THIS DESSERT LAUGHS AT MY PAIN ARU.


Quote #6994 Current score: 3  +  − Total votes: 5 Submitted: 2010-06-15 10:05:00

Rane: I saw up pit's skirt...
Rane: How could you not look up that pure little kid's skirt?
Pirate: I want to see!


Quote #6879 Current score: 1  +  − Total votes: 3 Submitted: 2010-06-02 00:14:00

Neca: Someone roll for me. Should I 1: play SoM, 2: work on my commission or 3: keep sitting here like a slug
Moose rolls 1d3: (3) = 3.
Moose: I like where this is going
Neca: Well, that settles that
Fey: LOL


Quote #4512 Current score: -1  +  − Total votes: 1 Submitted: 2009-03-08 09:31:00

Davic: If I blink, I think I might miss an important moment of my life. I do not stare, but I do observe, and that is what I think we must all do inorder to understand human nature. -AEF
GOLDelox: ... I had no idea that not blinking was considered as observing and not starring...?
Davic: Starring? What are you, in a virtual game or something?! <.<
GOLDelox: Yes, it's called "i-f*cked-ur-mom-when-you-were-at-the-breaky-table"...
Davic: Okay then, o.o""


Quote #5357 Current score: 0  +  − Total votes: 4 Submitted: 2009-08-14 13:34:00

Maddisyn: o..books.
Maddisyn: i dont read those

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