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Quote #7369 Current score: 0  +  − Total votes: 4 Submitted: 2010-08-05 12:51:00

Daiktana: In soviet russia Moose has you dragged out and shot for your insolence. Thus resolving her mood. However in western culture this is frowned upon. Hence Moose now has an excuse for her bad mood.
Moose: wat


Quote #3452 Current score: -5  +  − Total votes: 9 Submitted: 2008-10-09 08:43:00

Reign: mike, settle down over there
Rema: CALM DOWN MIKE
Rema: STOP SPAMMING ME
Urgent: wtf
Reign: jesus mike, calm down
Rema: MIKE
Paulie Bleaker: wtf mike.
Urgent: i'm not even spamming oy
Rema: BREATH IN
Urgent: you
Paulie Bleaker: calm the fuck down
Rema: BREATH OUT
Urgent: i swear ot fuck
Urgent: look
Reign: ..mike.. calm the fuck down
Urgent: i take screen shots.
Paulie Bleaker: ot fuck
Paulie Bleaker: ot fuck
Paulie Bleaker: ot fuck
Rema: :~(
Paulie Bleaker: ot fuck
Reign: Mike, .... jesus
Paulie Bleaker: seriously calm.
Paulie Bleaker: down.
Urgent: MAN
Urgent: FUCK YOU ALL
Urgent: I'm serious.
Urgent: I'm not spamming anybody.
Urgent: That's fucking retarded,
Paulie Bleaker: xD
Rema: CALM DOWN MIKE
Rema: PLZ
Rema: :~(
Rema: ITS ALL I ASK
Reign: :~(
Paulie Bleaker: JESUS
Paulie Bleaker: xDDD
Paulie Bleaker: XD
Urgent: I'm calmed down.
Paulie Bleaker: no
Urgent: But, you're making me pissed off, Rema.
Paulie Bleaker: youre still spamming ;-;
Urgent: Seriously.
Paulie Bleaker: dude.
Paulie Bleaker: cant you take a joke? holy hell XD
Urgent: But false imatations and accusations.
Urgent: By*
Reign: lol mike
Reign: calm down
Rema: calm down mike.
Paulie Bleaker: xDD
Paulie Bleaker: jesus. xD


Quote #9024 Current score: 4  +  − Total votes: 4 Submitted: 2012-08-13 10:11:00

This occurs in the staff-chat emits in a dream:

Staff Chat: Sorry, was reacting to something Rainbow posted. Anyhow, guys, gotta go to meet my grandma at the bike shop to see what all is going on with mine and how much it'll cost to fix it. See you all later. Iggy, if you want to give Dreamnova a cookie, you'll want to camp out at the entrance, NOT at Sammy & C-1's house. -Shadowdapple
Staff Chat: You need to get into Team Galactic headquarters before that bike shop will actually open -Italy Veneziano
Staff Chat: XDDD -rainbow Revolution
Staff Chat: Well played, Italy. Well-played. -Shadowdapple


Quote #4202 Current score: 0  +  − Total votes: 6 Submitted: 2009-01-26 12:11:00

Lardo: OWIES
Lardo: Dx
thisNameWasNotTaken: what?
Lardo: spider bite Dx
thisNameWasNotTaken: uh-oh
thisNameWasNotTaken: YOU'RE GONNA GET SUPER POWERS
Lardo: HOT DAMN
thisNameWasNotTaken: I prefer midly warm damn, thank you very much
Lardo: .. i still need my glasses though


Quote #6205 Current score: 5  +  − Total votes: 5 Submitted: 2010-01-12 21:46:00

Koolpin: You eat a cookie. A small note has been baked into it. It reads: Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. -- Sam Levenson


Quote #4830 Current score: 4  +  − Total votes: 4 Submitted: 2009-05-04 20:35:00

Insipid: Asians aren't smarter, we just get beaten harder by our parents. :3


Quote #7472 Current score: 0  +  − Total votes: 4 Submitted: 2010-08-23 09:24:00

Lotto hairslopballs on the cat
Lotto: Ew.
Lotto: That's a gross image :(


Quote #7250 Current score: 2  +  − Total votes: 6 Submitted: 2010-07-16 09:40:00

Twichi eats
Shandy creams
Shandy: *SCREAMS


Quote #8259 Current score: -1  +  − Total votes: 3 Submitted: 2011-04-07 21:06:00

Serra ShadowPaw: but I can't let you get away that easily hun.... I'm a trained assassin and so.... any record would need to be deleted.. permanently


Quote #5060 Current score: 0  +  − Total votes: 10 Submitted: 2009-06-16 21:24:00

bOstOn: i got a cold from a gross boy
Kostchtchie: Ew.
Sylos: isn't your stomaic acid supposed kill most germs in sperm?


Quote #2946 Current score: -1  +  − Total votes: 7 Submitted: 2008-07-13 12:52:00

Keat: I have excellent typing. :D
Keat: .. uh. timing*
Tamama: really
Tororo Shinpei: apparently not


Quote #2662 Current score: -4  +  − Total votes: 6 Submitted: 2008-05-18 01:02:00

Nagir: Noki likes me today :-D
Nagir: She has her head between my legs >>
Zendar gives you points for effort on that one
Nagir: why must people always do all they can to just stare at my huge penis? ):
Rainz: cause your penis is sexy ):
Zendar: Now you're just trying to hard.
Nagir: I chose to listen to Rainz now
Zendar: well I choose charmander!
Zendar: WHAT NOW
Nagir smacks Charmander dead with his penis
Zendar: Cock smacked or mushroom stamped?
Rainz: ...
Rainz: lol
Nagir: Fear my pokeballs!


Quote #5294 Current score: -1  +  − Total votes: 1 Submitted: 2009-07-27 23:20:00

[#] Whisper carter10 if you need him apparently. ? ??? ?
Carter10: what is rong
Dreams: uh
Dreams: I need help building mah house
Carter10: no
Dreams: :(
Carter10: i said that i am a doctor
Dreams: o
Dreams: i c
Dreams: well
Dreams: sumthin' wrong wif my penis
Carter10: ewww
Carter10: and u want me to look at it?
Dreams: ya
Dreams: i do
Carter10: ok...


Quote #6001 Current score: 8  +  − Total votes: 30 Submitted: 2009-12-01 15:54:00

Jig: Imagine giving someone a dildo
Jig: A custom one
Jig: With their own face printed on it


Quote #8093 Current score: 4  +  − Total votes: 6 Submitted: 2011-01-25 19:26:00

Goldfish: That's not very muslim of you, Kadar.
Kadar: Shut up whore.
Goldfish: Incest and homosexuality.
Kadar: If I was a good muslim I would've stoned you long ago.


Quote #4775 Current score: 1  +  − Total votes: 5 Submitted: 2009-04-20 18:55:00

Farren Dustfur read 'fan fiction' as 'man fiction' in that link.
Wyllo Taleweaver: MAN FICTION
Wyllo Taleweaver: Anything with lots of guns and asploding and boobies.
Farren Dustfur read that as 'guns and asploding boobies'
Wyllo Taleweaver beats himself over the head with the male stereotypes.
Farren Dustfur thinks this means he is tired.
Wyllo Taleweaver: ASPLODING BOOBIES
Wyllo Taleweaver: OMGYES


Quote #8067 Current score: -1  +  − Total votes: 5 Submitted: 2011-01-21 13:01:00

Jelly Boo: Oh my God
Jelly Boo: the other day
Cayq: ?
Jelly Boo: I had the NIGGEST fail ever.
Jelly Boo: ...
Jelly Boo: biggest
Cayq: LOOOOOOOOOOL
Cayq: RACIST TYPO


Quote #8194 Current score: 0  +  − Total votes: 4 Submitted: 2011-02-23 11:55:00

Ba'al: WJPA!
Ba'al: By which, of course, I meant to type "WHOA!"


Quote #4212 Current score: -2  +  − Total votes: 6 Submitted: 2009-01-27 03:53:00

Saber Master: you cant stab me
Saber Master: im to fast
Saber Master: too fast to be stabbed.


Quote #6030 Current score: 0  +  − Total votes: 6 Submitted: 2009-12-08 13:35:00

HomeFries: mandaliet's furc quote database so i can flame this turd


Quote #5067 Current score: 0  +  − Total votes: 2 Submitted: 2009-06-17 17:59:00

Arabella: BRB GOTTA MARRY SOMEONE


Quote #5190 Current score: -1  +  − Total votes: 1 Submitted: 2009-07-11 14:12:00

Kazuki Genshi: KAZUKI: Japanese name meaning 1) "harmonious hope," or "one/first shine."
Getsu Fuuma: ROFLMAO
Getsu Fuuma: HOW HER PARENTS WOULD SOB!!!


Quote #10226 Current score: 2  +  − Total votes: 2 Submitted: 2018-02-19 17:47:24

Cornelius Vaporlove: I wonder if I taste like blueberries.
Mino: thats the dumbest thing anyone ever said


Quote #2667 Current score: -3  +  − Total votes: 9 Submitted: 2008-05-18 22:02:00

Redd Coffee just cleaned screen yesterday...
Redd Coffee wants to know why it's all dirty now.
Sunshine WaterRider: Because it's just destined to be.
Sunshine WaterRider: Your monitor woke up one morning and said, "I am going to make it my mission in life to be dusty to annoy Redd!"
Redd Coffee: XDDDDD
Redd Coffee: That made my day, thanks.
Sunshine WaterRider: Keep in mind said morning was after a big electronics party.
Sunshine WaterRider: He woke up next to your remote.
Redd Coffee: Yes. XDDD


Quote #8308 Current score: -1  +  − Total votes: 3 Submitted: 2011-05-04 15:54:00

Smidgen: Bin Laden's dead
Smidgen: US has custody of his body
Petunia: yeah Smidgen goes back to CNN
Petunia: fff
Wind: cause of death?
Creepmachine: Let me see your peacock.
Creepmachine: idk try cnn
Creepmachine: or something
Owl: meli you sat on him.


Quote #6123 Current score: 1  +  − Total votes: 7 Submitted: 2009-12-26 19:34:00

Marking just gave Manic the Hedgehog a cookie.
Manic the Hedgehog: :D
Metal Angela V. 4: i only drink, and really i dont need to eat but whatever i eat ends up shredded and regurgitated.
Queen Melody: .
Manic the Hedgehog: You eat a cookie. A small note has been baked into it. It reads: You will wish you hadn't.
Manic the Hedgehog: YOU POISIONED IT D8


Quote #2711 Current score: 4  +  − Total votes: 28 Submitted: 2008-05-29 01:52:00

Manfred von Karma: llama
Manfred von Karma: ..
Manfred von Karma: lmao*


Quote #8376 Current score: -2  +  − Total votes: 6 Submitted: 2011-06-11 22:43:00

Phantomeshade: By equipping the Meat-Token, you have gained a higher reputation with the WaverLands.
Phantomeshade: ....
Phantomeshade: i dun get it
Lightsaber: neither do i
Blog: i do
Blog: you got the hangy meat equipped to the waverlands
Blog: oh baby
Blog: you gained rep
Lightsaber: ...
Lightsaber: LOL


Quote #6800 Current score: 0  +  − Total votes: 4 Submitted: 2010-05-16 21:49:00

Frog: NO ONE ASKED YOU
Kiao: Klonopin
Taiki: Frog: are you sure about that statement sir
Taiki: you asked
Kiao: omg im sry
Frog: LOL
Kiao: im doing an online drug deal
Taiki: ..
Taiki: loser
Frog: be sure not to get caught by the poops
Frog: ..popos
Taiki: .......
Kiao: poops lol
Taiki: is that like bad diarrhea?


Quote #6711 Current score: 2  +  − Total votes: 4 Submitted: 2010-05-01 09:39:00

Archie Andrews: HAHAHAHAHAHA! LOOK OUT BELLA! THERE'S A NEW SPARKLY DUDE IN TOWN! WOOHOO! HAHAHAHAHA!


Quote #4022 Current score: -9  +  − Total votes: 11 Submitted: 2008-12-26 15:33:00

Neex: Sorry, gift commands are not currently available for you. Please try again later.
Neex: Fail. It never lets me give stuff D':
Der: aaw :p Lol
Der hugs
Der just gave Neex a cookie.
Der: x3
Neex: Yay c:
You eat a cookie. A small note has been baked into it. It reads: Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a mistake when you make it again. -- Franklin P. Jones
Neex: Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a mistake when you make it again. -- Franklin P. Jones
Der: ;o
Neex: Okay.... Lol
Der: lmfao WELL THEN


Quote #9620 Current score: 0  +  − Total votes: 10 Submitted: 2013-08-01 12:22:08

Mead: kendalls inernet sucks my dick
Mead: and not well
Vaun: pay it better >:T
Mead: OMFG
Vaun: pay it better make the dick wetter


Quote #429 Current score: -1  +  − Total votes: 39 Submitted: 2006-06-25 08:36:00

SpamCannon: No man, me obsesed with ma new Bimm.
SpamCannon: Bust them scam.
Kotramif Slikomif is flummoxed by spam's slang
SpamCannon: Yeah, I think I would be perfectly capable of developing a brand new slang style of my own.
Kotramif Slikomif: it's easy! just string together letters in an arrangement that hasn't been done before, and assign them meanings!
Kotramif Slikomif: gojk = yes
Kotramif Slikomif: buahl = no
Kotramif Slikomif: mmamkkii = your mom
Kotramif Slikomif: alaoaioai = please do not touch my buttocks
SpamCannon: That would be a new language, not a new slang.
Kotramif Slikomif: yeah...
Kotramif Slikomif: okay then
Kotramif Slikomif: skdjfooo = cool
SpamCannon: Also, obsessed.
Kotramif Slikomif: uisoij = bad
Kotramif Slikomif: aoisiisi = cocaine
Kotramif Slikomif: cmjlxi = used condom
Kotramif Slikomif: cxixoixiAAAA = the cops are coming


Quote #4640 Current score: 0  +  − Total votes: 6 Submitted: 2009-03-28 03:03:00

Zaurathustra: if a ventrioloquist hacks on of his puppets to bits with a hatchet, is that a form of suicide?
Pink Sheep: LMFAO
Pink Sheep: Well, sort of.
Mandalt: self-mutilation


Quote #4398 Current score: 0  +  − Total votes: 10 Submitted: 2009-02-24 18:43:00

Bonjour: they did have reproductive organs
Bonjour: one looked like a swan
nanoshpi nomnoms on some fruit snacks


Quote #10012 Current score: 9  +  − Total votes: 9 Submitted: 2015-07-08 16:17:42

Leeli: JERRY WINS THE HUNGER HANGS
Joshy: hunder hands
Joshy: fuck


Quote #7170 Current score: 4  +  − Total votes: 8 Submitted: 2010-07-09 17:56:00

Zil: ZILLY ON THE OTHER HAND CAN FUCKING DART LIKE A YOUTHFUL GAZELLE IN MATING SEASON
Ryan|Stiles: well ok
Ryan|Stiles: LOL
Zil: STRAIT FOR THE FEMALE


Quote #3205 Current score: -2  +  − Total votes: 10 Submitted: 2008-08-30 16:21:00

Treeki: Look at my attempt at making a Mushy replacement for CH
Treeki: http://treeki.no-ip.org/npc.png
Wolfpawz: You aren't serious right?
Treeki: Sorry but
Treeki: I am
Wolfpawz: ............
Treeki: The idea of a trashcan with eyes came to me
Treeki: and I was like "lol I'll try it"
Wolfpawz: ....
Wolfpawz: Okay.
Treeki: We don't have to use it
Treeki: It's just an idea
Treeki: because I'm bored
Wolfpawz: Can somebody who's not on crack make us an NPC? If this is a serious idea?


Quote #6847 Current score: 5  +  − Total votes: 5 Submitted: 2010-05-29 10:47:00

Lotto: WTF
Lotto: LEO JACKED MY HORSE
Myshella Cambree: Hahaha...
Myshella Cambree points and laughs at Leo.
Mandalt: off?
Leokins: Mandalt. *.*


Quote #9989 Current score: 0  +  − Total votes: 2 Submitted: 2015-05-19 00:43:30

Cocoa-Puff: I got distracted by the TV, had already took my levemir, and was taking my Novolog, and sat there mezmerized by the TV, and when it was over, I was holding an empty needle
Cocoa-Puff: oh well, with a 528 sugar . . .
Cocoa-Puff: still, 160 units of insulin would have a mqajor impact
Justin StinCoy: Moral of the story: boob tubes makes you stick one in by accident.
Cocoa-Puff: it was Tom Hanks and David Letterman taking a selfie with a selfie stick
Cocoa-Puff: my attention was how the selfie stick worked
Justin StinCoy: I see. They needed a squirrel to keep them honest.
Cocoa-Puff: so I was forcused on a selfie stick, and did not remember if I already selfie stuck
Justin StinCoy: And you were stuck up about it.
Justin StinCoy: What a sticky wicket you got yourself in.
Cocoa-Puff: yes, I am scared I will wake up in a coma
Justin StinCoy: Hunh.
Cocoa-Puff: yep
Justin StinCoy: Sit on the TV and insist you're a couch potato. Maybe that will help.
Justin StinCoy: Everyone knows there's too many coma taters on TV as it is.


Quote #7160 Current score: 1  +  − Total votes: 9 Submitted: 2010-07-07 11:52:00

Billie: im not wearing pants
Billie: airing out da goods u know


Quote #4562 Current score: -1  +  − Total votes: 1 Submitted: 2009-03-14 15:28:00

Risotto: NO KEAT
Risotto: WE'RE HERMIT CRABS
Pandan: WHO WAS CRABS?
Pandan: ...
Pandan scoot away from flamez.
Pandan: ..
Pandan: HAS*
Pandan: LOL
Pandan: WHO WAS PHONE?


Quote #76 Current score: 3  +  − Total votes: 49 Submitted: 2006-03-23 12:31:00

Jauqueline: Ow, my eyes.
Avery stabs them with a fork to help alleviate the pain? <3
Jauqueline: Thank you.
Jauqueline bleeds cheerfully.
Avery: Anything for you. <3
Jauqueline: You are so good to me. <3


Quote #694 Current score: 5  +  − Total votes: 53 Submitted: 2006-12-01 17:37:00

A typical scene in Furcadia...

Valentines Feetham: hi
Nightmare Doom: Hi there.
Valentines Feetham: Will you marry me
(You see Valentines Feetham.)
> I really want to marry
Nightmare Doom: I don't think so.
Valentines Feetham: Please!!!!!!!!!!
Valentines Feetham: No Fine
Valentines Feetham: PLEASE
Nightmare Doom: I am sorry, but i don't rush into things like that.
Valentines Feetham: Ok Ill cry
Valentines Feetham:
Valentines Feetham:


Quote #10210 Current score: 2  +  − Total votes: 4 Submitted: 2018-01-06 18:06:50

Odds-on: I'm back. My computer decided to eat a dick instead of doing what I wanted because I started closing alts.


Quote #5447 Current score: 3  +  − Total votes: 7 Submitted: 2009-08-21 15:03:00

This took place in the adoption shelter of a build-a-home dream:

Calley: RAWHHHH>:*
Klutz: o.o
Calley: IM GONNA EAT YA!
Klutz: Nuuu
Calley EATS!
Klutz screams
Calley: your dead:-)
Klutz climbs out and pokes
Calley: what
Calley: no
Calley: your dead
Klutz: Nupe, I climbed out o.o
Calley eats and kills so nowklutz IS DEAD!
Calley: >:*
Klutz: lolno
Klutz pats.
Calley: UH LOL >:*>:*>:*>:*>:*>:*>:*>:*>:*>:* YES>:*>:*>:*>:*>:*>:*>:*>:*>:*>:*>:*
Calley: I KILLED YOU YOU DICK HEAD
Calley: OMG
Calley: IM REPORTING YA
Calley: DESK


Quote #7301 Current score: 3  +  − Total votes: 9 Submitted: 2010-07-22 14:53:00

Needler: My mom has been spying on me for like an hour and she thinks I don't notice.
Needler: I'm playing dumb for her entertainment. It's pretty funny how she thinks she's some master ninja
Marking: Look at BDSM gay porn


Quote #931 Current score: -4  +  − Total votes: 16 Submitted: 2007-04-07 21:53:00

Stopped ignoring player 'sandy12'.
sandy12: hey if im on ignore then how do you know im talking to you
Started ignoring player 'sandy12'.


Quote #4595 Current score: 0  +  − Total votes: 8 Submitted: 2009-03-20 21:57:00

Kostchtchie face plants in AJ's monitor from the inside! "WUT IZ U DOEN?!"


Quote #3837 Current score: 6  +  − Total votes: 6 Submitted: 2008-12-09 16:54:00

Chestnut steals walnut.
Walnut: yee
Chestnut eats walnut.
Walnut: ):
Chestnut: delicious
Walnut: you silly chestnut
Chestnut: you silly walnut
Chestnut: you remind me of walmart

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