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Quote #9997 Current score: 0  +  − Total votes: 4 Submitted: 2015-07-05 13:59:12

Leeli: jokes on you
Leeli: im actually britney spears
No one: britney please
Leeli: shut up nonnie im fucking fabulous
No one: i cant yiff under these conditions


Quote #4038 Current score: -3  +  − Total votes: 5 Submitted: 2008-12-29 10:28:00

Selicity Snow just needs love, fuck sex.


Quote #9129 Current score: 1  +  − Total votes: 1 Submitted: 2012-10-05 16:06:43

Reinage: Staring contest?
Asteria: o.o
Asteria: I ONLY HAVE ONE EYE. I THINK IT HELPS.
Reinage: o.o
Asteria: o.o
Reinage: well
Reinage: o.-
Reinage: xD
Reinage: Oh I blinked
Reinage: START AGAIN
Reinage: YOU MADE ME LAUGH
Reinage: CHEATER
Asteria: Don't blink Bee
Asteria: Don't you blink, Bee
Reinage: Okay
Reinage: go
Reinage: o.o
Asteria: Don't you dare blink
Asteria: o.-
Reinage: o.o
Asteria: o.-
Reinage: o.o
Asteria: o.-
Reinage: o.o


Quote #2770 Current score: 6  +  − Total votes: 18 Submitted: 2008-06-10 19:38:00

Jimothy: Sanctimonius
Jimothy: how many nipples does a cat have?
sanctimonious: Do I look like a cat?


Quote #5291 Current score: 1  +  − Total votes: 5 Submitted: 2009-07-27 18:25:00

Esteem: I MEAN, A WHOLE DREAM FULL OF CATCLANS NOOBS.
Esteem: IT'S LIKE BEING TRAPPED IN A ROOM OF HELPLESS BABIES AND YOU'RE A SERIAL KILLER. D:
Adderfang: LOLLOL


Quote #3110 Current score: -5  +  − Total votes: 5 Submitted: 2008-08-10 07:48:00

Kelly V. Black: ? my breasts are full of a good thirty gallons of milk X.x; they're even bigger than in my pic right now....


Quote #3509 Current score: 3  +  − Total votes: 13 Submitted: 2008-10-24 10:52:00

Ieyasei: i'm gonna go explore
Noah: kay
Ieyasei: have fun being NERRRDS
Noah: have fun
Noah: take a sweater
Ieyasei: yes mom
Noah:
Ieyasei wears reason as a chilla-skin cap
Ieyasei: bye mom
Noah: bye honey

(little while later)

Noah: how was your trip sweetheart?
Ieyasei: IT SUCKED.
Noah: aw :c honey
Ieyasei: NOBODY WANTS TO PLAY WITH ME :~(
Noah makes hot cocoa for
Ieyasei sniffles and pouts
Ieyasei: i think i should go to bed
Ieyasei: it's 11
Noah: yes darling, you should
Noah: it's past your bedtime
Noah scolds
Ieyasei: but i'm not tireeeed
Ieyasei whines
Noah: but you need to wake up for school
Ieyasei: i don't wanna go to school, moooom
Noah: but you need an education
Ieyasei: nuh uh
Ieyasei: i'm hella smart
Evo: then what are you gonna do, just flip burgers your whole life?
Ieyasei: i know how to count all the way to ten
Noah: do you want to be washing car windows with the saturday evening post all your life?!
Ieyasei: BAWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Evo: >:(
Ieyasei: I HATE YOU BOTH
Ieyasei: YOU RUIN MY LIFE
Noah: GO TO YOUR ROOM
Noah: YOUNGLADY
Noah: BEFORE I COUNT TO TEN
Ieyasei runs out of the living room, slamming the door to her own room
Noah: ....good >:C
Ieyasei opens the door and yells
Toorc: rofl
Ieyasei: I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN
Ieyasei slams the door again
Noah: I CAN FIX THAT REAL DAMN QUICK
Noah: GET BACK OUT HERE
Ieyasei locks the door
Evo: ahhh, nostalgia.
Evo hearkens.
Noah weilds wooden spoon, tromps to bedroom door
Ieyasei hides under the covers and cries
Noah: and somewhere, some lonely man said: WHY DO ALL MY DATES END THAT WAY???
Ieyasei: LOOOL
Toorc: Lol
Ieyasei: high five for that one
Noah hi5 :B


Quote #7621 Current score: 3  +  − Total votes: 5 Submitted: 2010-09-29 11:06:00

Camile: kingdom hearts 2 is the only video game i've ever beaten
Camile: because I loved the butscenes on our hd tv
Lothus Marque: ... butscenes. o.O
Kiyami: o.o
Camile: cutscenese*********************
Camile: shut up


Quote #124 Current score: -3  +  − Total votes: 21 Submitted: 2006-04-09 14:58:00

Zeostar: in japan beef jerky is called "neigh neigh happy treat"


Quote #6620 Current score: 0  +  − Total votes: 6 Submitted: 2010-04-05 10:30:00

Balloon: ok
Balloon: forgot how to spell aerial
Balloon: ........
Balloon: OH
Balloon: nvm


Quote #5042 Current score: 0  +  − Total votes: 4 Submitted: 2009-06-14 15:15:00

gaarasbff: so do i have to leave
Meekers: *member
Meekers: ):
xDusty: ..
Monochro: If you aren't going to apply, then yes.
gaarasbff: FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Quote #5796 Current score: 5  +  − Total votes: 13 Submitted: 2009-10-18 23:08:00

Caster Semenya: I tried to french inhale a cigar once.
Messia: whats french inhale?
Hufflepuff: you inhale and call us all stupid american pigs


Quote #8841 Current score: 1  +  − Total votes: 1 Submitted: 2012-04-01 18:55:00

Huet: "Have you seen his blade?"
Pyramid|Head: Psh is the sound Steve's @$$ made when I $%#$% and touched his #%$$% and @#%@#$%. then I #$@#$'d his #@$%@$% 7 times.
Huet: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAIDDDDDD
Arokh yep. still proud to be a furcadian- LOOOOOOL
Pyramid|Head: LMAO
Iron Man: LOL


Quote #5778 Current score: -2  +  − Total votes: 1 Submitted: 2009-10-15 19:13:00

Kiyami gives Merc a pb&j sammich and a yoohoo drink.
Mercenary: Holy &$!? I read that as a bj
Mercenary: But yay! PB&J ;-P
Kiyami: You would.
Mercenary eats pb&j!


Quote #6660 Current score: 0  +  − Total votes: 2 Submitted: 2010-04-18 11:48:00

Schiz: I have a knife in my pocket at all times
Darkren: SOMEONE NEVER READ THE BOOK ON PENIS SAFETY


Quote #6923 Current score: 6  +  − Total votes: 16 Submitted: 2010-06-07 15:28:00

Orochimaru: On the first day, God made Cypress Homes
Orochimaru: On the second day, he filled it with the crawling patrons of the earth the swimming patrons of the fishing river, and the flying patrons of the event room
Orochimaru: On the third day, he made Treeki. But he saw that Treeki was lonely
Orochimaru: So he took Treeki's left testicle and made it into staff members
Orochimaru: On the fifth day, God gave the staff emotion so that they may love and be loved
Orochimaru: But staff ate from the tree of good grammar and are now cursed to feel better than those who cannot spell "House Check"


Quote #8075 Current score: 4  +  − Total votes: 8 Submitted: 2011-01-22 12:11:00

Malik: I'd tap that >_>
Goldfish: wut?
Malik: and by tap I mean strap bombs to myself and run into it.
Goldfish: Oh, Malik. You muslim!


Quote #10117 Current score: 0  +  − Total votes: 0 Submitted: 2017-02-02 15:34:21

Clarification: [I'm kinda zoning out hard right now. If anyone needs me, whisper]
Clarification: [I'm still here, but if you need attention from me specifically, whispers are the best route]
Clarification: [Better than yelling into the void]
Alli: [If you want to yell into the void, yell into a furry's ass.]
bgyoshi buries face in Alli's ass]
Alli squeals!]
Alli: [I said a furry's ass, not a fluffy ass!]


Quote #9290 Current score: -3  +  − Total votes: 3 Submitted: 2012-11-28 05:09:43

Aegon: HOW CAN LAZERS AND EXPLOSIONS POSSIBLY GO WRONG D8


Quote #7769 Current score: -2  +  − Total votes: 8 Submitted: 2010-11-04 18:29:00

tony: cause youre a stank ass buttnugget poop


Quote #5182 Current score: 0  +  − Total votes: 4 Submitted: 2009-07-10 02:20:00

in response to Quote #5175:

Gorgonops: i wonder if they even know i submitted that quote lol
Jelix: No,proby not
Jelix: x
Jelix: xd
Jelix: xD
Gorgonops: you have some weird typo disease there.
Gorgonops puts face mask on
Jelix shall return in a sex
Jelix: ...sec....
Jelix: HOLY SHIT!


Quote #6904 Current score: 4  +  − Total votes: 6 Submitted: 2010-06-05 00:41:00

Lotto: I think I just don't like guys


Quote #4049 Current score: -4  +  − Total votes: 6 Submitted: 2008-12-30 18:27:00

Twilight Vulpine: Schrödinger's cat is undead and will cause a zombie armageddon if released.


Quote #4886 Current score: 4  +  − Total votes: 30 Submitted: 2009-05-14 21:17:00

Catmewkew: Hi retards
Catmewkew: How's special ed?
Rodeo: idk i wasn't there today. how was it cat?
Catmewkew: It was alright. I was teaching.
Catmewkew: How dare you try to revers my insult ):<
Catmewkew: *revers
Rodeo: reverse
Catmewkew: REVERS
Catmewkew: REVERSE
Catmewkew: Jesus christ
Rodeo: it's okay, the real teacher will be back tomorrow and we can work on that.


Quote #7471 Current score: 4  +  − Total votes: 4 Submitted: 2010-08-22 11:52:00

Xiu: I found a roach in a clean pair of pants once :( I didn't know about it until I put them on.


Quote #8003 Current score: 28  +  − Total votes: 36 Submitted: 2011-01-02 13:19:00

Mandaliet: one thing I've learned from moderating the quote database is that Furcadia is full of people with crappy senses of humor


Quote #4995 Current score: 3  +  − Total votes: 7 Submitted: 2009-06-06 22:58:00

Geek|Fairy: But I cant face my fears with falling
Geek|Fairy: Its too much of a phobia
Whompyjawed: Jump off your roof lol.
Geek|Fairy: GOOD IDEA
Geek|Fairy: BRB


Quote #781 Current score: -3  +  − Total votes: 31 Submitted: 2007-01-12 14:56:00

Valh: Manda's beard is four years older than manda, did you know that?
Lochranza: His beard went to Woodstock.
Valh: His beard was built buy a russian scientist during the cold war.
Lochranza: His beard used to wrestle with Hitler's stache.
Valh: That's why Hitler shot himself. the beard was far too superior


Quote #7965 Current score: -1  +  − Total votes: 3 Submitted: 2010-12-24 19:33:00

Lotto: P-p-p-porker face p-p-porkerface


Quote #9018 Current score: 2  +  − Total votes: 2 Submitted: 2012-08-12 09:17:00

Media: give her a fish
Leokins: gross
Media: and slap her if she gets vicious
Leokins: fish would kill my erection
Media: well how you gon tame a wild bear
Leokins: she aint wild shes a pro


Quote #4660 Current score: -3  +  − Total votes: 3 Submitted: 2009-03-31 18:52:00

disturbed[aka dis]: wht u want
Lardo: YIFF >:O


Quote #9331 Current score: 0  +  − Total votes: 4 Submitted: 2012-12-10 23:35:31

Felix Wolf gives [ ] nothing to everyone!
Muunokhoi: Ah ! Not the nothings !
Muunokhoi flops over.
Krunki Spectrum: i get an array?
Nijûmi: System.Array array = new System.Int32[4];
Felix Wolf: {not_sure:"but you can have this objecr"}


Quote #3301 Current score: -5  +  − Total votes: 5 Submitted: 2008-09-13 21:27:00

Elicia A. Lexoprov: [SHY post woman]
Shiann Shying: ( YOU STOP NAGGIN' ME, HOE. )
Elicia A. Lexoprov: [BITCH PLEASE! I'm your pimp! *bitch slaps!*]
Shiann Shying: ( OH YOU WISH, HOE! BACK TO WORK DAMN YOU! )
Elicia A. Lexoprov:[Raise your hand, who's high? *raises her hand proudly!*]
Shiann Shying: ( This is where I own yo' ass. )
Shiann Shying: ( When you said, "I'm your pimp!" You should'a said, "I'm yo' pimp, yo!" )
Elicia A. Lexoprov: [Dude, it's only Sunday!]
Elicia A. Lexoprov: [You're right! I shoulda!!]


Quote #4018 Current score: 67  +  − Total votes: 112 Submitted: 2008-12-26 04:00:00

Indignant: i had a dream about you
1492: was i wearing clothes


Quote #4181 Current score: 34  +  − Total votes: 64 Submitted: 2009-01-22 15:41:00

Jihad Jack: so are you gonna touch my staff of thunder and lightning
Jihad Jack: or play with my chromatic orbs


Quote #5006 Current score: 0  +  − Total votes: 8 Submitted: 2009-06-07 17:23:00

Mewstara: Sanna
sanna: hi
Mewstara: You're black
sanna: ya
Mewstara: Can you rap
Mewstara: ?
Mewstara: All black ppl can rap
Mewstara: *.*
sanna: ya
Murasame: no they cant
Gravestones: Not Obama.


Quote #5054 Current score: 2  +  − Total votes: 8 Submitted: 2009-06-16 14:06:00

Daiktana: ..coil queefing is never appropriate.
Daiktana: Ever.
CASTRO: LOL
CASTRO: a ginger typing the word 'queefing' is NEVER EVER appropriate.
CASTRO: go straight to hell, tim!
Daiktana: Already there.
Daiktana: Thanks (:


Quote #2703 Current score: 0  +  − Total votes: 20 Submitted: 2008-05-27 16:53:00

keizy: I'm all skin and bones! D:
Shard Prime: HAHAH
Shard Prime pwns Clareh.
keizy rars at Kyle! D:<
Shard Prime is skin, bones, and a t-shirt.
Shard Prime: DON'T LOOK D:
Shard Prime hides.
keizy: xD


Quote #5136 Current score: -2  +  − Total votes: 4 Submitted: 2009-07-02 11:11:00

Typo Troll King: ers
Mandaliet: buncha ing motherers!


Quote #5300 Current score: 4  +  − Total votes: 4 Submitted: 2009-07-28 16:48:00

Baller: i know how to cook
Baller: i just made a perfect omlet
Philip: ORLY TYLER
Chokoreto: tyler make me an omelet
Philip: u are just a lil PRO arent you
Chokoreto: right fucking now
Philip: bday omelette
Baller: suck my penis and i will aldo
Chokoreto: fuck yes
Chokoreto: ....


Quote #9222 Current score: -1  +  − Total votes: 1 Submitted: 2012-11-02 19:52:29

Michan: woah you found PORN on the INTERNET?11!1


Quote #5322 Current score: 4  +  − Total votes: 4 Submitted: 2009-08-03 01:24:00

Pixar: MY NECK HURTS
Pixar: I HOPE I'M NOT GETTING MY PERIOD
Pixar: IF I AM...
Pixar: damn.
Mappy rubs Pixar's neck
Pixar: yay massage
Tall: "MY NECK HURTS. I MUST BE BLEEDING FROM MY UTERUS"


Quote #474 Current score: 2  +  − Total votes: 38 Submitted: 2006-07-24 02:33:00

Rainy: ok you start
Groovydog: | .
Rainy: . |
Groovydog: | .
Rainy: . |
Groovydog: . |
Groovydog: Bugger
Rainy: haha


Quote #2985 Current score: 0  +  − Total votes: 14 Submitted: 2008-07-21 11:34:00

Michiya Tanaka: i am wall-e's brother michiya tanaka
WALL-E: [What???]
Michiya Tanaka: but the japanese brother
WALL-E: [I have a japanese brother??]
Michiya Tanaka: yes you do
Michiya Tanaka: its me
WALL-E: [LOL]
WALL-E: [Im not even sure what to say to that]
Michiya Tanaka: what about {HI BROTHER!!!!}
WALL-E: [Wall-e doesent have a brother :-(]
Michiya Tanaka: yes he does
Michiya Tanaka: me
(You see Michiya Tanaka - Whisper)
> A young man about 21 walks past you with head phones on and an mp3 player that had country playing {thats right i listen to country} he had very little other music on that mp3 but he continues to walk past and if he sees you he would say hi. He continues to walk past people in his navy blue pants and a black pull over jacket with the letters M.T what ever that means. [carries his irl inferred rocket luncher] [lawyer part time] [injuries: a huge gash on his chest and a scar shaped like an X on his back] [Private of the Fucadia Marine Corps. Second platoon] [ i am one of the 7 elders of the Tanaka clan [mate:kinarushinigami] [slave:luna miliko, leonines]
WALL-E: [A 21 year old man is his brother?]
WALL-E: [Who is a lawyer and has a rocket luncher? Whats a rocket Luncher?]
Michiya Tanaka: a deadly weapon
Michiya Tanaka: i am from japan!!!!
Michiya Tanaka: what the &$!? do you think i would have a bebe gun
WALL-E: [SEEING THAT THERE ARE NO HUMANS ON EARTH YES]


Quote #6995 Current score: -1  +  − Total votes: 1 Submitted: 2010-06-15 16:22:00

Pun: First, take two pieces of bread and lay them down. Take one piece and spread a thick layer of peanut butter on it, then take the other and spread a thick layer of jelly on it. Take each piece in each of your hands, and place the peanut butter/jelly side of each piece onto your ears. Ta-da, peanut butter and jelly sandwich earmuffs!
Mackenzie Night: .. LOL WHAT
Pun: Tune in next week when I show you how to make a T-shirt out of nothing but cat hairballs!
Mackenzie Night: .. LOL
Mackenzie Night: SOUNDS FUN.
Pun: I know, right?


Quote #4419 Current score: 0  +  − Total votes: 2 Submitted: 2009-02-27 23:27:00

Colby: I'm an angle, fyi.


Quote #5541 Current score: 2  +  − Total votes: 2 Submitted: 2009-09-07 16:24:00

Crowe: HEY THERE nak YOUR A REAL COOL CAT YOU GOT A LOT OF THIS AND A LOT OF THAT WE ALL THINK THAT YOUR REAL NEAT SO COME ON DOWN AND SCUTTLE THY FEE
Nakkida: i dont have a fee
Nakkida: just gimme what you have in your wallet
Crowe: t
Crowe: FEET


Quote #10233 Current score: -1  +  − Total votes: 6 Submitted: 2018-04-08 23:47:30

Senile Old Geezer: The only roll play I do is when I forget my teeth


Quote #9219 Current score: -1  +  − Total votes: 1 Submitted: 2012-11-02 17:07:28

Reinage's stomach: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Katri: Woah there.
Katri: Calm down, stomach.
Reinage's stomach: NO >:*


Quote #5289 Current score: 2  +  − Total votes: 6 Submitted: 2009-07-27 17:48:00

Topaz: I YIFF 24/7

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