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Quote #7531 Current score: 0  +  − Total votes: 2 Submitted: 2010-09-04 09:54:00

Mina Marine: brb going into the hurricane...

Quote #7187 Current score: 1  +  − Total votes: 3 Submitted: 2010-07-11 16:23:00

Jiu: Oh god.
Jiu: I hate cleaning
lchigo: Well, it's your job woman so chop chop.
Synonym: lol'd
Jiu slaps
Spacker: sux that i'm sitting in the kitchen when the sexist jokes start coming out.

Quote #5308 Current score: -1  +  − Total votes: 3 Submitted: 2009-07-30 12:32:00


Quote #3681 Current score: 4  +  − Total votes: 14 Submitted: 2008-11-16 21:10:00

Uber Moose: I feel like going someplace and doing something.
Artwork: take two step forwards and trip
Uber Moose: k
Uber Moose: That was wild.

Quote #5479 Current score: 0  +  − Total votes: 4 Submitted: 2009-08-27 13:03:00

Mighty Mole: Hm...
Mighty Mole: I'm gonna go see what it's like to masturbate with my clothes on while my parents are gone...
Mighty Mole: Brb
Buzzurks has left us.
ANTiSiN: ...
Mighty Mole: XD jk ;D
ANTiSiN: ironic how buzzu left.
ANTiSiN: without saying a bye >3>

Quote #2588 Current score: -2  +  − Total votes: 14 Submitted: 2008-05-02 13:48:00

[*]ididndoit -lut
[*].. .. ..
[*]wow gant bad typo -lut
[*]shut up plz

Quote #5535 Current score: -2  +  − Total votes: 4 Submitted: 2009-09-05 18:58:00

Absolut Vodka gets everyone drunk
Patch gets a hangover

Quote #8422 Current score: -1  +  − Total votes: 3 Submitted: 2011-07-05 23:26:00

Zaurathustra: Ponies with lesbian subtext.

Quote #6325 Current score: 4  +  − Total votes: 10 Submitted: 2010-02-08 20:32:00

Mandalt: AFK, celery
Zanadria places that on the epic afk reason list

Quote #5683 Current score: 0  +  − Total votes: 2 Submitted: 2009-10-04 13:07:00

Midnight211: BAD POSITION
Crystal NightGreyWolfCat: XD
Buzzurks: ...
Midnight211: lmfao
Buzzurks: Lulz.
Crystal NightGreyWolfCat: You like it really
Midnight211: ..
Midnight211: ..
Midnight211: Shitt
Crystal NightGreyWolfCat: ?
Midnight211: ...
Midnight211: ...
Midnight211: Ew
Midnight211: XD
Buzzurks: PEE SPERM.
Joanatha: LMFAO

Quote #6636 Current score: -1  +  − Total votes: 3 Submitted: 2010-04-07 16:36:00

Dongs dot exe: Can you please emit that I am a donglepuss up for adoption. Dongs.exe *.*

Quote #3027 Current score: -3  +  − Total votes: 3 Submitted: 2008-07-29 18:17:00

Emerald Flame: Coin is the answer we are looking for! vladimonious is the winner this time!
Ikuto: i didnt even get to whisper
Ikuto: LOL
Hinamori Amu: She insulted my o3o emo-
Hinamori Amu: ..
Hinamori Amu: I cant pronounce that.
Ikuto: who the &$!? is
Ikuto: LOL

Quote #3237 Current score: -6  +  − Total votes: 8 Submitted: 2008-09-06 16:24:00

[&] (7:22:05 PM) Active after 68 minutes.
[&] You have received 23 whispers while AFK. (URL: command://"&read) Click here or type &read and press <enter> to read them.
Mizz Punk: Damn. Im wanted. D:

Quote #4735 Current score: 2  +  − Total votes: 4 Submitted: 2009-04-14 10:32:00

Lovedoll: Omg too much hot sauce
Lovedoll loves it
Bowser: i hate house sauce
Bowser: hot
Bowser: not house
Bowser: wtf

Quote #8858 Current score: 2  +  − Total votes: 4 Submitted: 2012-04-22 13:36:00

Noma: Yeah Jay would tell me we can't invest in a printer right now
Moose: the scrapbook images im using I printed with a regular printer anyways. I wasnt after glossy
Noma: Yeah I was thinking I could just do that too
Noma: Don't have a regular printer either though
Moose: ours is so old, its starting to sound like an arthritic robot trying to have sex
Lonely Iapetus: I send my photos to walmart. They're 10 times cheaper than printing at home.
Noma: LOL

Quote #3360 Current score: -4  +  − Total votes: 6 Submitted: 2008-09-26 18:19:00

Swirlz: Did the random monkeys from Magic Flower Valley eat your virginity too?
Sexify: i'm afriad so
Swirlz: Wow, me too
Sexify: it's a shame isn't it?
Swirlz: Of course

Quote #10234 Current score: -5  +  − Total votes: 10 Submitted: 2018-04-23 20:57:44

Unmei punts net
Odds-on catches net, throws it to the moon
Mentha Balsamea: He shoots!
Mentha Balsamea: HE SCORES!

Quote #9307 Current score: 4  +  − Total votes: 8 Submitted: 2012-12-03 23:11:01

Reinage: Suddenly everyone's like "Let's put everything Reinage says on the interwebs!"

Quote #4042 Current score: -2  +  − Total votes: 4 Submitted: 2008-12-29 14:26:00

Lardo: http://tinyurl.com/ynupj4
Lardo: :)
Lardo: What did you learn?

Quote #4991 Current score: -3  +  − Total votes: 5 Submitted: 2009-06-06 16:13:00

Boxster: Speaking of odd.
Boxster: I bought a new bra today.
Boxster: you can wear it 62 different ways.
Sabio: ..62?
Boxster: I wish there were 7 more
Heavenly: they make bras for octopi?

Quote #8506 Current score: 1  +  − Total votes: 3 Submitted: 2011-08-18 06:08:00

Vensyn is guzzling Tazo Awake and blaring Avantasia
Vensyn: and smoking
Hramn has fruit juice and a salad xD
Vensyn: blah blah blah healthy shit.. nicotine caffine and METAL
Vensyn: :DDDD
Hramn: hahaha

Quote #5730 Current score: 2  +  − Total votes: 2 Submitted: 2009-10-10 21:01:00

Mike T.: Oh God, Archie Comics has crossed over with Furcadia.

Quote #9804 Current score: 0  +  − Total votes: 4 Submitted: 2014-04-13 16:53:07

Tiina Brown: Sweaty oats aint fun. ;-)

Quote #3808 Current score: 3  +  − Total votes: 5 Submitted: 2008-12-05 01:24:00

Sihus: YES, YOU ARE.
Sihus: This is a dream.
Emil: Why does it hurt if I pinch myself then?
Sihus: You're in the Matrix, Neo. >:C
Emil: Which pill was the one that put you back to sleep?
Sihus: ... The one that says 'Ambien'.
Emil: XD
Sihus: LOL

Quote #1317 Current score: 2  +  − Total votes: 22 Submitted: 2007-07-11 06:46:00

Kostchtchie: My boyfriend and I were driving back to his house and in the middle of the road was half an empty watermelon.
Feidar Rayder reaches over and pokes Tokoko
Feidar Rayder: and HALF A CHICKEN I BET
Kostchtchie: LOL

Quote #7054 Current score: 3  +  − Total votes: 9 Submitted: 2010-06-19 03:04:00

Graylan: It's so beyond E8, Furcadia would have to ban itself for displaying what I'm about to type.

Quote #1160 Current score: 7  +  − Total votes: 115 Submitted: 2007-06-08 11:32:00

(The following are spread out through the entire day)

Green Arrow pixels a frothy mug of bear to put on the Stan's sign <<
Green Arrow: *beer
Green Arrow: Mug o bear!

Green Arrow: ...
Green Arrow: OMG
Green Arrow: there should be a superhero called HOBOMAN
Green Arrow: who stinks
Stanley Martin Lieber: moo
Green Arrow: and uses paperbagged bear as a weapon
Green Arrow: *beer
Stanley Martin Lieber: Super Hobo-Power to sleep under a bridge
Green Arrow: YES

Green Arrow: Bear is soo nasty but it is fun to roleplay drunk people <_<
Green Arrow: *beer
Captain America: Beer = Fizzy Crap in a can

Green Arrow: &$!?ing cat keeps knocking my root bear over --'
Green Arrow: beer*

Green Arrow: Wtf XD
Green Arrow: they sacrificed to Bacchus. XD
Green Arrow: BEAR GOD FTW
Green Arrow: GOD DAMNIT, BEER***

Ghost Rider tries to remember where decapitated Wolverine figure went.
Green Arrow chokes on root bear
Green Arrow: &$!?ING...!
Green Arrow: *BEER

Green Arrow: D:
Green Arrow: I'm out of root bear ;;
Green Arrow: ...
Green Arrow: &$!?ING XD;
Green Arrow: *BEEEEEEEER

Green Arrow: I cannot..
Green Arrow: &$!?ing spell 'bear' today

Quote #7675 Current score: 0  +  − Total votes: 10 Submitted: 2010-10-12 21:55:00

Wonka: I don't remember how old I was when it came out.
Wonka: I just remember getting the Woody doll sometime after and being all, "I shall rub this on my nipples.."

Quote #5874 Current score: -3  +  − Total votes: 5 Submitted: 2009-11-05 14:16:00

[*] Candypops and Sugarthang has arrived.
Sapphirus: ..................
Sapphirus brbs ._.;
[*] Sapphirus has left.
[*] Candypops and Sugarthang has left.

Quote #1747 Current score: 0  +  − Total votes: 22 Submitted: 2007-10-22 14:24:00

Keat: My dad was playing a trivia game once
Dick Gumshoe: ......
Keat: And he forgot what an airport was
Keat: He called it a "Plane station"
Shaley: ...

Quote #3390 Current score: -3  +  − Total votes: 5 Submitted: 2008-09-29 18:14:00

Percei Verita: I hate
Percei Verita: Asian Porn Sites
Klavier Gavin: i need a giant picture of gackpoid
Percei Verita: They are CREEPY
Klavier Gavin tentacles @ perc
Percei Verita: And tha-
Percei Verita flee

Quote #6365 Current score: -1  +  − Total votes: 1 Submitted: 2010-02-17 04:16:00

Manderin guesses Hawaiian.
Levine makes hawaii blow up
Manderin guesses Peruvian.
Levine: OMG YES
Levine: No
Manderin guesses Norwegian.
Levine: Cus that would mean I'm black
Levine: I'm not THAT white
Manderin giggles.

Quote #9068 Current score: 1  +  − Total votes: 5 Submitted: 2012-08-29 13:37:25

SaydenMorningstar: I homo
Nukpana: Also nice, Rad x3
SaydenMorningstar: home*
SaydenMorningstar: Wth
Nukpana: ... LOL say

Quote #4088 Current score: 3  +  − Total votes: 13 Submitted: 2009-01-05 13:29:00

Chelsia: I'd make some sims based off all of us.
Chelsia: Then let Marissa try to cook
Chelsia: and then we'd all die in a fire.
Brad: oh god
Kaiou Lunar: ..
Norihiko: xD
Chelsia: that's reality, baby.
Chelsia: OH LOL
Kaiou Lunar: OHGOD
Kaiou Lunar: 45 MINUTES OVER
Chelsia: ...
Kaiou Lunar: ....
Kaiou Lunar: yes
Kaiou Lunar: YES
Kaiou Lunar: THANK YOU
Chelsia: Sweet.
Kaiou Lunar: lol my corns brown

Quote #2172 Current score: -3  +  − Total votes: 25 Submitted: 2008-02-06 02:02:00

Seppel: Okay so get this
Seppel: In this update
Seppel: Furcadia added animation
Seppel: ...
Seppel: That's the joke.

Quote #7956 Current score: 2  +  − Total votes: 8 Submitted: 2010-12-22 16:33:00

Sparta: no, you just made me think that maybe that's why my parakeet killed himself.. maybe the dress was too much for him. thank you, you've provided me with an epiphany.
Cherokee: you put a dress on your parakeet?
Cherokee: wat
Sparta: why wouldn't you? they have slim legs.

Quote #8912 Current score: 2  +  − Total votes: 2 Submitted: 2012-06-03 15:48:00

Shinichi Kudo: I'm not into humans

Quote #2975 Current score: -3  +  − Total votes: 11 Submitted: 2008-07-18 21:08:00

Mizz Punk falls asleep
Hateshi: >D

Quote #5247 Current score: -1  +  − Total votes: 1 Submitted: 2009-07-21 12:48:00

weasley wolf: i would like an emit for to be adopted with my sisters princess orihime and dhali
weasley wolf: i would do it myself but i seem to have broken my legs

Quote #9666 Current score: 4  +  − Total votes: 10 Submitted: 2013-09-19 00:18:32

Justin StinCoy: Battered by violent winds, they are.
oninoshiko: PURPLE WIND!
Mandal't: why is the wind purple? is it because you arrived?
oninoshiko: Justin said it was violet
Thorvolf: Isn't it the rain that's usually purple?
Justin StinCoy: Belches are burple.
Justin StinCoy: Shouts are yell-ow!
Justin StinCoy: The sun rose and the wind blue.
Justin StinCoy: And, of course, the rain goes pink, pink, pink on the windowsill.
oninoshiko: you're the one who said it was a violet wind!

Quote #6823 Current score: 11  +  − Total votes: 35 Submitted: 2010-05-22 19:03:00

Emerald Flame: I have some cake if you would all like to get in close!
Leokins: IT'S A TRAP

Quote #7509 Current score: -1  +  − Total votes: 1 Submitted: 2010-08-29 16:37:00

Aizu: sometimes i wonder about my friend dylan
Aizu: and then i realize
Mewstara: I mean....he must have something wrong with his testicles
Aizu: ew this is gross
Mewstara: Blueballs much

Quote #7121 Current score: 2  +  − Total votes: 8 Submitted: 2010-06-29 18:11:00

Jeice: 12 n over get bent over ;-)

Quote #3378 Current score: 3  +  − Total votes: 35 Submitted: 2008-09-28 09:22:00

Vškivalta: y'know what i like?
Dillard: oreos?
Dillard: i love oreos
Vškivalta: lol oreos. twist lick and dunk. i didn't know we were in bed.
Dillard: lol!
Dillard: i don't twist them, i shove them in whole
Vškivalta: even worse xD!
Dillard: You'resodirtymindeditsnasty

Quote #7434 Current score: -3  +  − Total votes: 5 Submitted: 2010-08-15 21:33:00

(You see Jewgolds.)
> Jewgolds

Quote #9646 Current score: 7  +  − Total votes: 11 Submitted: 2013-08-14 23:37:58

Ninja: C++, where your pointers dangle and friends get to play with your private members.

Quote #9743 Current score: 0  +  − Total votes: 6 Submitted: 2014-01-04 17:50:13

Merin absorbs all the coffee like Rose Tyler taking in the Time Vortex

Quote #2553 Current score: 3  +  − Total votes: 21 Submitted: 2008-04-28 03:28:00

Krystal Frair: could you just imagine a court case with pokemon battle music?

Quote #5470 Current score: 15  +  − Total votes: 21 Submitted: 2009-08-26 13:38:00

1slygirl: just entered
1slygirl: just left
Absinthe: [ She is one sly girl. ]
Archie: ( ... LMAO. )

Quote #7018 Current score: 4  +  − Total votes: 4 Submitted: 2010-06-17 00:45:00

Leokins: Someone keeps submitting the quotes of me saying stuff about minors.
Leokins: I only do that stuff on Furc. >.>

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