Emerald Flame: Poor Felorin's paws must be hurting!
Vadim: Tell him to stop jacking off
Christopher Young: Furcadia pisses me off sometimes.
Skylark nods.
Christopher Young: But seriously, we're given an outlet for boundless imagination, the ability to forge lifelong friendships and continuities... and we go and build The Yiffy Highschool.
Daiktana: There's a cat in heat outside
Daiktana: Brb
Shrew: Our Felorin, who art in Haven,
Caravaggio: Hallowed be thy Digos,
Shrew: Thy Acropolis come, thy will be done in FurN,
Caravaggio: As it is in Meovanni.
Shrew: Give us this day our daily snug
Caravaggio: And forgive us our banning.
Shrew: As we forgive those who ban us.
Caravaggio: (unless, of course, they are Damien Koriadan and pander to favouritism)
Shrew: And lead us not into Yiffy High School,
Caravaggio: But deliver us from Entropy Serpent
Shrew: For yours is the Furcadia, the power and the glory,
Caravaggio: Until the server Crashes
Shrew: Amen.
Hennesee: Omg I keep beating up my cat on accident.
Quantestorie: Lmao, how?
Hennesee: I accidentally kneed him in the head a while ago climbing across my bed
Hennesee: And just now I elbowed him in the face.
Hennesee: It's because he's black
Hennesee: ...and that didn't sound racist at all.
Cats sit on Shelf.
Ingredients also sits on shelf.
Shelf is a shelf full of cats and ingredients.
Cats knock Ingredients off of Shelf.
Ingredients spill.
Cats go lol.
Skogul: Elton make it stop raining
Elton John: ok
Elton John: i do so
Skogul: it's still raining
Elton John: i do so
Elton John: i do so
Elton John: i do so
Skogul: still raining
Elton John: i'm elton john
Skogul: lol
Elton John: it isn't rain anymore
Skogul: it still is
Elton John: now it's water from the sky
Skogul: ...
JButtons: LET'S PLAY MANUAL PONG.
JButtons: BEEP
Freemason: boop
Synthetic Heaven: beep
JButtons: BEEP
Freemason: BOOP
JButtons: BEEP
Freemason: BOOP
JButtons: BEEP
Freemason: BOOP
JButtons: BEEp
Vipercat: BLEEP
JButtons: Dang I lost.
Fatfighter: say something stupid
Ashes: fatfighter
JButtons: I have heard that place is pretty seedy
Kerosiine: i heard you're pretty seedy
JButtons: Kero, that is v. offensive, I was raised by a pack of sunflowers
Kerosiine: sorry, i forget
Fang: As an independent third party, can i say this is a matter of possibly the silliest argument ive seen in a long while?
Ashes: welcome to furcadia
Procyon: OMG
Procyon: OMGOMGOMG
Procyon: sec
Procyon: This is epic.
Procyon: EPIC
Aasterinian: He won hannah montana tickets
Evangeline: UGH
Evangeline: MY CAT FARTED ON MY FOOT
Evangeline: And he RAN
Evangeline: I just got a drive-by gassing
Evangeline: wtfownt
Evangeline: Brb, bastard is going down
Evangeline: THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAA
Evangeline: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Evangeline: I JUST CHASED HIM DOWN
Evangeline: AND FARTED IN HIS FACE
Evangeline: i WON
Skogul: ....
Kathleen: everyone just collectively what the helled
Paul: yo mommas so old her life wings EXPIRED.
Daiktana just about snorted coke through his nose.
im da best: selling two year tris and two year bats and 1 year classics and 1 year butters for 1 digo for two years and 1 or 1 for life whisper for offers.
JButtons: That spam had too much math in it
Mr. Edgeworth: oh wow
Mr. Edgeworth: look who loost their badge
Mr. Wright: oh wow
Mr. Wright: look who's going to die alone
Mr. Edgeworth: ...
Mr. Edgeworth: that was below the belt.
Mr. Wright: it's okay there's nothing to hurt down there
Mr. Edgeworth: ...
Mr. Wright: burned.
Kotramif Slikomif: I'd love to have sex with an FBI agent
Kotramif Slikomif: after sex they'd be like. "you saw nothing. it was just two weather balloons and an abandoned silo"
Prussia: i like gary motherfucking oak
Prussia: i mean he's like ten years old
Prussia: and has a convertible
Prussia: and cheerleaders
Mav: i had a nightmare that sapphirus moved in next to me
Chokoreto: HOLY SHIT, ARE YOU OKAY?
Tiffer: Hi
The Chad: HAI2U!
The Chad: I AM THE CHAD!
Tiffer: how are you?
The Chad: THE CHAD IS GREAT!
The Chad: HOW ARE YOU!
Tiffer: Im doing ok
The Chad: THE CHAD IS GLAD TO HEAR IT!
Tiffer: thanks
Tiffer: Furn is the R rated area
The Chad: THE CHAD IS GLAD TO OBTAIN THIS INFORMATION?
Tiffer: your welcome
Tiffer: you want to hang out?
The Chad: THE CHAD FINDS THIS NOTION ACCEPTABLE.
Tiffer: what do you want to do?
The Chad: THE CHAD DOES NOT KNOW!
Tiffer: what do you like to do?
The Chad: I LIKE TO BASK IN THE GLORY OF THE CHAD!
Tiffer: can you go anywhere?
The Chad: THE CHAD WONDERS WHY YOU ASK!
Tiffer: is it okay if I ask you something?
The Chad: THE CHAD BELIEVES THIS WOULD BE AGREEABLE!
Tiffer: are you into girls or guys?
The Chad: THE CHAD WONDERS ABOUT YOUR SEXUAL PREFERENCE!
Tiffer: I like guys
The Chad: THE CHAD THINKS YOU'RE A FAGGOT!
Plushie: whats everyones favourite fruit irl
Vest: raspberries
Kuroshiro: prolly cherries
ScarletPaws: strawbs or pineapple
Ostinato: that guy on the lifestyle channel
Indignant: LOL hi dudley
Dudley Do-Right: GOOD MORNING, CITIZEN! DO YOU REQUIRE ASSISTANCE?
Indignant: yes
Indignant: I'm going to need you to bend over...
Dudley Do-Right: I see no potential complications arising from this action!
Dudley Do-Right bends over
Indignant: And I'm gonna need you to
Indignant: RELAX YOUR ANUS
Dudley Do-Right: Wait a minute what are you doing
Dudley Do-Right: OH DEAR GOD
Dudley Do-Right: THAT'S NOT THE CANADIAN WAY 
Kathleen: What happened.
Jorvik: haha
Kathleen: Story time.
Jorvik: so today right
Jorvik: I ran into the back of another car
Kathleen kids.
Mythi: Oh shiiii.
Jorvik: and this dwarf got out of it
Kathleen: Lulz.
Jorvik: and was like
Jorvik: "I'M NOT HAPPY" so I was like
Jorvik: "which one are you then"
Lochranza: i dislike cryptic updates greatly.
Lochranza: especially the ones that are just rambly nonsense.
James Sunderland: That's all my entries are
JButtons: A while ago, a certain SOMEONE became Chancellor of Germany, and THAT PERSON is now sending A CERTAIN RACE OF PEOPLE to a kind of CAMP. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE NO COMMENTS
Premature Ejaculation Man: I CAME AS QUICK AS I COULD
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Tan Loc: "Here mom, I got you flowers'
Tan Loc: 'where are they?"
Tan Loc: "furcadia"
Krizalid: YOU REALLY KNOW HOW TO HURT ME
Krizalid plays 1182. Culture Club - Do You Really Want To Hurt Me?
Black Francis plays 401. Beck - Hell Yes.
Mephala flies through the trees as she spots Kay below silver wench with coral pon spine and nape she growled at her and flew down yelling a battle cry of wohalohds and the keekin of bahns as hyundai flies by from a hurricane that came from the depths of bill cosbys anus and it hits kay and she cant feel her legs because half of one fell off
Kay snarl into the sunlight which blind ur eyesockets therefore your orbicalistic orbicals of orbing orbitualness are orbicalistically orbbed out. my talons extend 400 feet ivorns bared and dick waving in the wind as my audits twitch to teh beat of 'i just cant wait to be king' i then grab your jugular mahogany steels ripping into your epidermis of auditual audits
Mephala snarls back as she reaches into her uterus and pulls out a sunny d YOU CANT UNLEASH THE POWER OF THE SUN Fewl. i call out as i twist open the cap and it spills on the crotch of my abercrombie jeans and it looks like i peed myself motherfucking i cry
Kay: i laugh so loud that anyone within a 500 mile radius of the blast goes deaf instantly. my audits shiver like a butthole in the breeze and my titdirt seems very evident against your brand new white blouse that i am wearing "how do u like them apples bitch" i roar
Indignant: i had a dream about you
1492: was i wearing clothes
Ienzo: God said
Ienzo: "John, come forth and recieve eternal life."
Ienzo: But
Ienzo: John came fifth and recieved a toaster.
Felorin: I am a 12 year old virgin. Don't say "yiff" to me, you might corrupt me.
Hakky: My computer has an intel pentium core processor, a 112 gigabyte harddrive, a 22 inch LCD monitor, a tricell powering anti-powerloss backup system and a fully equipped surround sound setup. 
Bioslave: I have a girlfriend.
Hakky: stfu
Sapphirus: I charge 10-12 GD/$ a skatch, same with ports.
Mercenary: Sapph.....
Sapphirus: what? >:/
Mercenary: I can make my own cave paintings, though.
Turquoise: Proc not a kitter?
Turquoise: o_O
Procyon: Sometimes I just don't feel like a fairy, what can I say.
Pornicorn: I have a huge cuboner for you.
Svedka: mind if i lickitung it
Pornicorn: I might squirtle in your mouth, though.
Svedka: its ok i swellow
Kuni Zyrekai: ...T__T
Kuni Zyrekai afks to drink his laundry.
Kimikou: ...
Wocky: ...drink?
Kimikou confiscates Kuni's liquor.
Sunbeam: Anyhow! I got my tax return finally!
Sunbeam: 1,040. pwn
Raz: you could buy me for the night. 
Damadar: But what would she do with the other 1,039.99?
Rodeo: pwned by dramadar
Sunbeam: pay off my co-pay for the std treatment.
Raz: paint me.
Raz poses nude <3
Neon Fuzz: >_o;
Khaless: Gonna need a small brush.
Mephiles The Dark: I tried setting my MSN password to "penis".
Mephiles The Dark: It said my password wasn't long enough. ):
Chavette: oh my god i want more of this soup
Chavette: it's like there's a party in my mouth and no-one's invited
Chavette: so i get to eat all the soup
Arbok: I had snakey fun this morning
Arbok: I woke up early so I cleaned the reptile cages
Arbok: and anabelle crawled out of her cage, up my arm and in to my shirt
Arbok: and fell asleep in my bra for like an hour
Arbok: and somebody came to the door
Arbok: so I opened it
Arbok: "Hi I'm looking for a mr. ***** ****..." *snake peeks out of shirt* "I'm his daughter, he's not home."
Arbok: And he just sorta stared at the snake terrified
Arbok: and I went "stop looking at my boobs" "ok can I leave a message for him"
Arbok: I think he thought I was unaware of the python in my shirt
Pip: i want snow 
Ashes: doesnt it just turn grey as soon as it hits the ground in england? ...
Gnarlie: Does Bulbasaur and Slowpoke ever get it on? D:
Slowpoke: yes
Slowpoke: all the time
Bulbapoke: hi
(You see Bulbapoke.)
> oh lord what has science done
Bulbasaur: W..
Bulbasaur: wwhat the fuck
Ashes: is it bad that will smith drizzling blood out of his mouth just kind of turned me on
Trees: SUPER BALLS, you have to leave Naia.. as well as Frucadia itself.
SUPER BALLS: Trees, why exactly is that?
Trees: That name is NOT allowed on this map nor any otehr map.
SUPER BALLS: Wtf o.o
SUPER BALLS: It
Trees: It's against the rules.
SUPER BALLS: It's not sexual >>
Trees: I don't care.
SNAPE DIES ON PAGE 658: you're a retard trees
SNAPE DIES ON PAGE 658: get out of my jew
SUPER BALLS: Yes Trees is.
SNAPE DIES ON PAGE 658: he's also jewish
SNAPE DIES ON PAGE 658: incredibly jewish
SNAPE DIES ON PAGE 658: so jewish that i feel poorer just LOOKING at him
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Fantina: ... uh, I'm going back to bed before someone kills me
The Postman: Can I call you Father Ciro?
Cironir: If you want me to put you on ignore, sure.
Patch: you guys are acting like your mom just cancelled your world of warcraft account.
Shinichi Kudo: what's a wang?
Ahezhara: ... <.<;;;;
Ahezhara: You have it, I don't.
Ahezhara: XD
Shinichi Kudo: o.o
Shinichi Kudo: a bible?