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Quote #701 Current score: 175  +  − Total votes: 815 Submitted: 2006-12-09 11:19:00

Emerald Flame: Poor Felorin's paws must be hurting!
Vadim: Tell him to stop jacking off


Quote #2200 Current score: 151  +  − Total votes: 350 Submitted: 2008-02-13 11:06:00

Shrew: Our Felorin, who art in Haven,
Caravaggio: Hallowed be thy Digos,
Shrew: Thy Acropolis come, thy will be done in FurN,
Caravaggio: As it is in Meovanni.
Shrew: Give us this day our daily snug
Caravaggio: And forgive us our banning.
Shrew: As we forgive those who ban us.
Caravaggio: (unless, of course, they are Damien Koriadan and pander to favouritism)
Shrew: And lead us not into Yiffy High School,
Caravaggio: But deliver us from Entropy Serpent
Shrew: For yours is the Furcadia, the power and the glory,
Caravaggio: Until the server Crashes
Shrew: Amen.


Quote #399 Current score: 145  +  − Total votes: 498 Submitted: 2006-06-11 03:46:00

Christopher Young: Furcadia pisses me off sometimes.
Skylark nods.
Christopher Young: But seriously, we're given an outlet for boundless imagination, the ability to forge lifelong friendships and continuities... and we go and build The Yiffy Highschool.


Quote #2447 Current score: 127  +  − Total votes: 305 Submitted: 2008-04-05 20:27:00

Daiktana: There's a cat in heat outside
Daiktana: Brb


Quote #3531 Current score: 93  +  − Total votes: 169 Submitted: 2008-10-29 13:53:00

Fatfighter: say something stupid
Ashes: fatfighter


Quote #2504 Current score: 91  +  − Total votes: 145 Submitted: 2008-04-22 14:56:00

Plushie: whats everyones favourite fruit irl
Vest: raspberries
Kuroshiro: prolly cherries
ScarletPaws: strawbs or pineapple
Ostinato: that guy on the lifestyle channel


Quote #3198 Current score: 89  +  − Total votes: 177 Submitted: 2008-08-29 14:18:00

Paul: yo mommas so old her life wings EXPIRED.


Quote #2222 Current score: 88  +  − Total votes: 169 Submitted: 2008-02-17 04:40:00

Prussia: i like gary motherfucking oak
Prussia: i mean he's like ten years old
Prussia: and has a convertible
Prussia: and cheerleaders


Quote #537 Current score: 87  +  − Total votes: 384 Submitted: 2006-08-27 15:58:00

Cats sit on Shelf.
Ingredients also sits on shelf.
Shelf is a shelf full of cats and ingredients.
Cats knock Ingredients off of Shelf.
Ingredients spill.
Cats go lol.


Quote #1129 Current score: 87  +  − Total votes: 220 Submitted: 2007-06-04 14:03:00

Skogul: Elton make it stop raining
Elton John: ok
Elton John: i do so
Skogul: it's still raining
Elton John: i do so
Elton John: i do so
Elton John: i do so
Skogul: still raining
Elton John: i'm elton john
Skogul: lol
Elton John: it isn't rain anymore
Skogul: it still is
Elton John: now it's water from the sky
Skogul: ...


Quote #4397 Current score: 82  +  − Total votes: 136 Submitted: 2009-02-24 17:08:00

Premature Ejaculation Man: I CAME AS QUICK AS I COULD


Quote #4160 Current score: 80  +  − Total votes: 146 Submitted: 2009-01-18 20:05:00

Mav: i had a nightmare that sapphirus moved in next to me
Chokoreto: HOLY SHIT, ARE YOU OKAY?


Quote #2220 Current score: 79  +  − Total votes: 215 Submitted: 2008-02-17 04:38:00

Tiffer: Hi
The Chad: HAI2U!
The Chad: I AM THE CHAD!
Tiffer: how are you?
The Chad: THE CHAD IS GREAT!
The Chad: HOW ARE YOU!
Tiffer: Im doing ok
The Chad: THE CHAD IS GLAD TO HEAR IT!
Tiffer: thanks
Tiffer: Furn is the R rated area
The Chad: THE CHAD IS GLAD TO OBTAIN THIS INFORMATION?
Tiffer: your welcome
Tiffer: you want to hang out?
The Chad: THE CHAD FINDS THIS NOTION ACCEPTABLE.
Tiffer: what do you want to do?
The Chad: THE CHAD DOES NOT KNOW!
Tiffer: what do you like to do?
The Chad: I LIKE TO BASK IN THE GLORY OF THE CHAD!
Tiffer: can you go anywhere?
The Chad: THE CHAD WONDERS WHY YOU ASK!
Tiffer: is it okay if I ask you something?
The Chad: THE CHAD BELIEVES THIS WOULD BE AGREEABLE!
Tiffer: are you into girls or guys?
The Chad: THE CHAD WONDERS ABOUT YOUR SEXUAL PREFERENCE!
Tiffer: I like guys
The Chad: THE CHAD THINKS YOU'RE A FAGGOT!


Quote #4017 Current score: 71  +  − Total votes: 128 Submitted: 2008-12-26 03:41:00

Indignant: LOL hi dudley
Dudley Do-Right: GOOD MORNING, CITIZEN! DO YOU REQUIRE ASSISTANCE?
Indignant: yes
Indignant: I'm going to need you to bend over...
Dudley Do-Right: I see no potential complications arising from this action!
Dudley Do-Right bends over
Indignant: And I'm gonna need you to
Indignant: RELAX YOUR ANUS
Dudley Do-Right: Wait a minute what are you doing
Dudley Do-Right: OH DEAR GOD
Dudley Do-Right: THAT'S NOT THE CANADIAN WAY


Quote #543 Current score: 70  +  − Total votes: 428 Submitted: 2006-08-29 19:12:00

Hennesee: Omg I keep beating up my cat on accident.
Quantestorie: Lmao, how?
Hennesee: I accidentally kneed him in the head a while ago climbing across my bed
Hennesee: And just now I elbowed him in the face.
Hennesee: It's because he's black
Hennesee: ...and that didn't sound racist at all.


Quote #4912 Current score: 69  +  − Total votes: 100 Submitted: 2009-05-20 16:38:00

Hakky: My computer has an intel pentium core processor, a 112 gigabyte harddrive, a 22 inch LCD monitor, a tricell powering anti-powerloss backup system and a fully equipped surround sound setup.
Bioslave: I have a girlfriend.
Hakky: stfu


Quote #4018 Current score: 68  +  − Total votes: 108 Submitted: 2008-12-26 04:00:00

Indignant: i had a dream about you
1492: was i wearing clothes


Quote #657 Current score: 67  +  − Total votes: 297 Submitted: 2006-11-08 13:26:00

JButtons: I have heard that place is pretty seedy
Kerosiine: i heard you're pretty seedy
JButtons: Kero, that is v. offensive, I was raised by a pack of sunflowers
Kerosiine: sorry, i forget


Quote #67 Current score: 66  +  − Total votes: 270 Submitted: 2006-03-11 14:04:00

Kotramif Slikomif: I'd love to have sex with an FBI agent
Kotramif Slikomif: after sex they'd be like. "you saw nothing. it was just two weather balloons and an abandoned silo"


Quote #3493 Current score: 62  +  − Total votes: 134 Submitted: 2008-10-18 20:26:00

Mephala flies through the trees as she spots Kay below silver wench with coral pon spine and nape she growled at her and flew down yelling a battle cry of wohalohds and the keekin of bahns as hyundai flies by from a hurricane that came from the depths of bill cosbys anus and it hits kay and she cant feel her legs because half of one fell off
Kay snarl into the sunlight which blind ur eyesockets therefore your orbicalistic orbicals of orbing orbitualness are orbicalistically orbbed out. my talons extend 400 feet ivorns bared and dick waving in the wind as my audits twitch to teh beat of 'i just cant wait to be king' i then grab your jugular mahogany steels ripping into your epidermis of auditual audits
Mephala snarls back as she reaches into her uterus and pulls out a sunny d YOU CANT UNLEASH THE POWER OF THE SUN Fewl. i call out as i twist open the cap and it spills on the crotch of my abercrombie jeans and it looks like i peed myself motherfucking i cry
Kay: i laugh so loud that anyone within a 500 mile radius of the blast goes deaf instantly. my audits shiver like a butthole in the breeze and my titdirt seems very evident against your brand new white blouse that i am wearing "how do u like them apples bitch" i roar


Quote #1026 Current score: 61  +  − Total votes: 366 Submitted: 2007-05-22 13:38:00

Evangeline: UGH
Evangeline: MY CAT FARTED ON MY FOOT
Evangeline: And he RAN
Evangeline: I just got a drive-by gassing
Evangeline: wtfownt
Evangeline: Brb, bastard is going down
Evangeline: THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAA
Evangeline: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Evangeline: I JUST CHASED HIM DOWN
Evangeline: AND FARTED IN HIS FACE
Evangeline: i WON
Skogul: ....
Kathleen: everyone just collectively what the helled


Quote #1870 Current score: 59  +  − Total votes: 202 Submitted: 2007-11-21 17:18:00

Procyon: OMG
Procyon: OMGOMGOMG
Procyon: sec
Procyon: This is epic.
Procyon: EPIC
Aasterinian: He won hannah montana tickets


Quote #3549 Current score: 59  +  − Total votes: 157 Submitted: 2008-11-01 21:28:00

Fang: As an independent third party, can i say this is a matter of possibly the silliest argument ive seen in a long while?
Ashes: welcome to furcadia


Quote #35 Current score: 52  +  − Total votes: 301 Submitted: 2006-02-20 12:33:00

JButtons: LET'S PLAY MANUAL PONG.
JButtons: BEEP
Freemason: boop
Synthetic Heaven: beep
JButtons: BEEP
Freemason: BOOP
JButtons: BEEP
Freemason: BOOP
JButtons: BEEP
Freemason: BOOP
JButtons: BEEp
Vipercat: BLEEP
JButtons: Dang I lost.


Quote #1996 Current score: 51  +  − Total votes: 206 Submitted: 2007-12-28 14:13:00

Mr. Edgeworth: oh wow
Mr. Edgeworth: look who loost their badge
Mr. Wright: oh wow
Mr. Wright: look who's going to die alone
Mr. Edgeworth: ...
Mr. Edgeworth: that was below the belt.
Mr. Wright: it's okay there's nothing to hurt down there
Mr. Edgeworth: ...
Mr. Wright: burned.


Quote #5768 Current score: 51  +  − Total votes: 75 Submitted: 2009-10-13 19:25:00

Patch: i want to read
Madly: read this
Madly: and this
Madly: AND THIS


Quote #2491 Current score: 50  +  − Total votes: 101 Submitted: 2008-04-20 11:05:00

Chavette: oh my god i want more of this soup
Chavette: it's like there's a party in my mouth and no-one's invited
Chavette: so i get to eat all the soup


Quote #2228 Current score: 49  +  − Total votes: 139 Submitted: 2008-02-17 04:53:00

Trees: SUPER BALLS, you have to leave Naia.. as well as Frucadia itself.
SUPER BALLS: Trees, why exactly is that?
Trees: That name is NOT allowed on this map nor any otehr map.
SUPER BALLS: Wtf o.o
SUPER BALLS: It
Trees: It's against the rules.
SUPER BALLS: It's not sexual >>
Trees: I don't care.
SNAPE DIES ON PAGE 658: you're a retard trees
SNAPE DIES ON PAGE 658: get out of my jew
SUPER BALLS: Yes Trees is.
SNAPE DIES ON PAGE 658: he's also jewish
SNAPE DIES ON PAGE 658: incredibly jewish
SNAPE DIES ON PAGE 658: so jewish that i feel poorer just LOOKING at him


Quote #7972 Current score: 48  +  − Total votes: 62 Submitted: 2010-12-25 10:57:00

Morrow: How
Morrow: is
Morrow: Christmas going?
Nashota: we're on furc
Nashota: how do you think?


Quote #4019 Current score: 47  +  − Total votes: 107 Submitted: 2008-12-26 10:38:00

George Wallace: She's not black, she's racially challenged


Quote #5121 Current score: 45  +  − Total votes: 99 Submitted: 2009-06-27 13:11:00

Patch: you guys are acting like your mom just cancelled your world of warcraft account.


Quote #6448 Current score: 44  +  − Total votes: 63 Submitted: 2010-03-03 12:56:00

Juliet: i wanna b the very best
Juliet: like no one ever was
Juliet: to get all the digos is my real test *
Juliet: to flaunt them is my cause
Juliet: i will travel to the market searching far in wide p__o
Juliet: each seasonal i've got to get even though they're overpriced
Juliet: DIGOMARKET
Juliet: gotta gem 'em all
Juliet: paypal ooo you're my best friend
Juliet: in this furre world of pretend
Juliet: ok i think i've had enough of pokemon parodies for one day


Quote #5120 Current score: 43  +  − Total votes: 73 Submitted: 2009-06-26 20:26:00

brandon: i have hiccups @_@
brandon: what am i supposed to dooo
Beatnik: get scared
brandon: great
brandon: anything else?
Adrian: punch yourself in the face
Hugo Weaving: Laugh really hard and make it so bad that you throw up and then you're laughing and throwing up and choking when you hiccup.
cial: think of seven specific individual bald men standing in a row
cial: celebrities help. like mr clean is one i always pick
Razil: micheal jordon?
Razil: stone cold steve austin?
brandon: WHY DO I EVEN TALK TO YOU ANY OF YOU FUCK


Quote #540 Current score: 42  +  − Total votes: 310 Submitted: 2006-08-29 14:47:00

im da best: selling two year tris and two year bats and 1 year classics and 1 year butters for 1 digo for two years and 1 or 1 for life whisper for offers.
JButtons: That spam had too much math in it


Quote #1847 Current score: 41  +  − Total votes: 102 Submitted: 2007-11-17 16:08:00

Henge: Wanna see my main character and his leet epics?
Jihad Jack: haha, oh wow
Jihad Jack: greatest pickup line ever
Jihad Jack: "HAY BABY, I'M LEVEL 70 WITH EIGHT UNIQUE ITEMS"
Saidee: HEY BABY I GOT BLESSING OF PROTECTION


Quote #2223 Current score: 40  +  − Total votes: 104 Submitted: 2008-02-17 04:41:00

Sarlacc Pit: hi
Chlen: WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT
Sarlacc Pit: well sorry
Sarlacc Pit: god rude people...
Chlen: I'M NOT RUDE I'M BRUSQUE
Chlen: GET OUT OF MY OFFICE


Quote #2276 Current score: 36  +  − Total votes: 236 Submitted: 2008-02-26 19:38:00

Daiktana just about snorted coke through his nose.


Quote #5814 Current score: 36  +  − Total votes: 67 Submitted: 2009-10-23 14:01:00

Madly: guys i had a wow+furc dream where i had to go thru a vykrul city and play cards but i fell out of my rocking chair and cironir banned me
Ashes: LOL


Quote #2224 Current score: 35  +  − Total votes: 125 Submitted: 2008-02-17 04:41:00

Tigger Killer!: Hi everyone
Prussia: i keep reading your name as Nigger Killer


Quote #4427 Current score: 34  +  − Total votes: 64 Submitted: 2009-02-28 12:37:00

Mav: When my younger brother was about four I took him to the restroom in a restaurant for my mom. Some huge Samoan lady was sitting on the toilet, door wide open, and my dear little brother says very loudly, " Look Sissy, there's a great big monkey in here!"
Chokoreto: OHLAWD. WAS IT SAPPHIRUS?
Mav: LMFAO


Quote #1802 Current score: 33  +  − Total votes: 168 Submitted: 2007-11-04 15:05:00

Turquoise: Proc not a kitter?
Turquoise: o_O
Procyon: Sometimes I just don't feel like a fairy, what can I say.


Quote #3246 Current score: 33  +  − Total votes: 77 Submitted: 2008-09-10 17:41:00

Kathleen: I really want SS.
Kida: I really want a life-thing.
Madly: you have to uninstall furc for that


Quote #4016 Current score: 33  +  − Total votes: 93 Submitted: 2008-12-26 00:45:00

Indignant: you're gonna get a prostate exam from postman
footballfan: oh no cops dam
The Postman plows into footballfan
The Postman pulls on exam gloves
The Postman: BEND OVER, FOOTBALLFAN
footballfan: eww no
The Postman: I love you so much
The Postman: COME HERE
The Postman: AND LOVE ME
The Postman: FOREVER
footballfan: no
The Postman: BUT
The Postman: FOOTBALL
The Postman: YOU LIKE
The Postman: FOOTBALL
footballfan: yes
The Postman: AND FOOTBALL
The Postman: INVOVLES ONE OR MORE OF THE FOLLOWING:
The Postman: Sweaty men... running into other men... smashing into them... piles... laying on top of men... squirming men... showers...
footballfan: ok no i dont like football


Quote #4181 Current score: 33  +  − Total votes: 61 Submitted: 2009-01-22 15:41:00

Jihad Jack: so are you gonna touch my staff of thunder and lightning
Jihad Jack: or play with my chromatic orbs


Quote #2718 Current score: 32  +  − Total votes: 100 Submitted: 2008-05-30 09:57:00

Mandaliet: oh good, Procyon left
Mandaliet: I'm tired of that jerk
Hate: I heard he punches babies.


Quote #6433 Current score: 32  +  − Total votes: 52 Submitted: 2010-02-27 20:42:00

Jig: Look at all these animals
Jig: I feel like I am in Felorin's bedroom


Quote #4833 Current score: 31  +  − Total votes: 99 Submitted: 2009-05-05 05:10:00

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Tan Loc: "Here mom, I got you flowers'
Tan Loc: 'where are they?"
Tan Loc: "furcadia"


Quote #7528 Current score: 30  +  − Total votes: 44 Submitted: 2010-09-03 14:02:00

Experience needs you all to ejaculate so she can reload the dream
Experience: ... ... .. evacuate*
Experience: Shut up.
Experience: Now.
Linkcam: xDD
Tabion: lololol


Quote #912 Current score: 29  +  − Total votes: 229 Submitted: 2007-03-22 10:16:00

Ienzo: God said
Ienzo: "John, come forth and recieve eternal life."
Ienzo: But
Ienzo: John came fifth and recieved a toaster.


Quote #1057 Current score: 28  +  − Total votes: 208 Submitted: 2007-05-30 04:02:00

Kathleen: What happened.
Jorvik: haha
Kathleen: Story time.
Jorvik: so today right
Jorvik: I ran into the back of another car
Kathleen kids.
Mythi: Oh shiiii.
Jorvik: and this dwarf got out of it
Kathleen: Lulz.
Jorvik: and was like
Jorvik: "I'M NOT HAPPY" so I was like
Jorvik: "which one are you then"

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