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Quote #7546 Current score: 0  +  − Total votes: 0 Submitted: 2010-9-07 16:25

Migoto eats jyz.
Jyz is eaten
Migoto: Are you from Jensen's penis?
Jyz: What?
Migoto: Are you
Migoto: from jensen's
Migoto: penis.
Jyz: who the fuck is jensen?
Migoto: ARE YOU FROM JENSEN'S PENIS?!
Jyz: no
Migoto barfs back up.


Quote #7545 Current score: 0  +  − Total votes: 0 Submitted: 2010-9-07 0:25

Isamu Alva Dyson: Most things if not everything is e8 if thought about by an innocent person <.<;
Two: Dick in your $!?.
Two: Make that e8.


Quote #7544 Current score: 0  +  − Total votes: 0 Submitted: 2010-9-06 20:02

Emiko: Drake will NEVER LOVE YOU.
Emiko: :-\
Athen: I'll love you.
Fame: YES HE WILL
Athen: Screw Drake. >:l YOU HAVE ME
Emiko: And you aren't the best he's ever had. *.*
Athen: DAMMIT, LADY. WHAT DO-- LOL
Druail sighs, "Kids and their main stream hippity hop."


Quote #7543 Current score: -1  +  − Total votes: 1 Submitted: 2010-9-06 19:52

Athen: u dun goof'd
Frog: teh consequences will nevar b teh saem
Athen: i backtraced y
Athen: .. ya
Frog: cybarpolice r cum'n
Fame: LOL
Athen: LOL
Fame: Screenshot saved (URL: http:///C:\Users\Caitie.Linda-PC\Documents\Furcadia\Screenshots\) here.


Quote #7542 Current score: 0  +  − Total votes: 2 Submitted: 2010-9-06 19:03

Kilite: ligra you're bot sucks
Ligra: oh
Ligra: that's because he's off
Gravestones: Well turn him on.
Gravestones shows porn.
UBD: I'm already turned on
Gravestones: :D
Gravestones: TIMING WIN


Quote #7541 Current score: 0  +  − Total votes: 0 Submitted: 2010-9-06 10:51

single: i paint myself to look like an suv when i go outside
single: it's called carsuiting and it is my lifestyle
single: deep inside i am an suv


Quote #7540 Current score: 6  +  − Total votes: 6 Submitted: 2010-9-05 21:56

Cuba: ..
Cuba: i will end you
-- Connection lost. --
-- Press "reconnect" to connect again --
-- Please hold... --


Quote #7539 Current score: 0  +  − Total votes: 0 Submitted: 2010-9-05 19:37

Mom: make a squidward-fish. the one with the big nose and the :~~( face
Mom: or )C:
Christine: Constant expression :~~(
Christine: never changing ever/.
Mom: never.
Christine: Eating: :~~(; Sleeping: :~~(; orgasm: :~~(


Quote #7538 Current score: 3  +  − Total votes: 5 Submitted: 2010-9-05 13:33

Migoto: He started talking about how he penisfarts and called it a peef and I wondered if it was because his sperm were burping


Quote #7537 Current score: 0  +  − Total votes: 4 Submitted: 2010-9-04 23:35

Malady: BODY STOP IT OH MY GOD.
Huds: o-o
Pornicorn: he's orgasming


Quote #7536 Current score: -1  +  − Total votes: 1 Submitted: 2010-9-04 21:44

Crustaceans: Hold on.
Crustaceans: HOLD ON.
Leokins:
Crustaceans:
Crustaceans: ALMOST.
Crustaceans:
Crustaceans:
Crustaceans: There we go.
Hermit Crab.
Crustaceans.
Lothus Marque: <.<;;


Quote #7535 Current score: 1  +  − Total votes: 5 Submitted: 2010-9-04 18:55

extra stuff deleted cause it fucked shit up

Dee: so the other day i was hosing down this dog w/ the soap on right
Dee: and i sprayed his butthole and
Dee: it made this little film of soap on his butthole and he farted
Dee: and it made a bubble
Ike: ...lol
Dee: which floated everywhere
Ike: gross


Quote #7534 Current score: 0  +  − Total votes: 2 Submitted: 2010-9-04 18:00

Rare: picture this we were both butt naked bangin on the bathroom floor
Rare: i love makin my booty bounce


Quote #7533 Current score: -4  +  − Total votes: 4 Submitted: 2010-9-04 12:32

Arilla: Mina!
Mina Marine: Ari?!
Arilla: No, it's Jesus
Mina Marine: Oh I thought so


Quote #7532 Current score: 0  +  − Total votes: 2 Submitted: 2010-9-04 11:50

USA SNIFFS LATVIA'S HAIR
Latvia: ...
Latvia l'oreal


Quote #7531 Current score: 0  +  − Total votes: 2 Submitted: 2010-9-04 9:54

Mina Marine: brb going into the hurricane...


Quote #7530 Current score: -1  +  − Total votes: 1 Submitted: 2010-9-04 9:37

Arilla: that looked like orgasm


Quote #7529 Current score: 1  +  − Total votes: 3 Submitted: 2010-9-03 18:43

Damadar breaks things.
Zwei slaps dar
Damadar slaps Zwei.
DJ 9-Volt: hi everyfurre
Zwei squeals with delight
Damadar: Creepy &$!?%.


Quote #7528 Current score: 7  +  − Total votes: 7 Submitted: 2010-9-03 14:02

Experience needs you all to ejaculate so she can reload the dream
Experience: ... ... .. evacuate*
Experience: Shut up.
Experience: Now.
Linkcam: xDD
Tabion: lololol


Quote #7527 Current score: -4  +  − Total votes: 6 Submitted: 2010-9-03 5:40

Felorin waves farewell.
Zwei: byebye butthead


Quote #7526 Current score: -6  +  − Total votes: 6 Submitted: 2010-9-02 17:19

One day everyone in WC went batshit insane and started to roll.

[#] Valhe rolls 1d2 Skahh is sexy? 1 Ew 2 Sexy beast: (1) = 1.
Valhe: wat
Valhe: ..
Valhe: fine
[#] Valhe rolls 1d2 Skahh is sexy? 2 Ew 1 Sexy beast: (2) = 2.
Valhe: WTF
Fernthat blowsnear: LOL
Skahh: ...

#] xVenom rolls 1d3 1) Fern is a hobo 2) Fern eats old people 3) Valhe is fucking sexy c: & gets 3.
Valhe: HA
xVenom: LOL
Valhe: LMAO

[#] Valhe rolls 1d2 everyone motherfucking loves skahh you cant deny it even the dice. 1-everyone love her 2- EVERYONE LOVES HER: (2) = 2.
Valhe: you sexy beast
Valhe: We're no strangers to loove


Quote #7525 Current score: 0  +  − Total votes: 6 Submitted: 2010-9-02 8:35

ZaaBuu: I can't wait till I start driving and datings girls


Quote #7524 Current score: -1  +  − Total votes: 3 Submitted: 2010-9-02 1:30

Zombie Coros: why would jane be banned?
Bradbury: wait, what? banned?
Relax: o_o;
Thom: banned from what?
Relax: why?
Zwei: ?
Javacolours: :-(
Zombie Coros: weirdest boobs ever
Zombie Coros: she has normal boobs
Zombie Coros: but the tips are inverted
Zwei: are you talking about erica
Relax: wat?
Zwei: *.*
Zombie Coros: she has normal nipples
Zombie Coros: but theres a crater at the tip
Zombie Coros: its weird o.O


Quote #7523 Current score: 3  +  − Total votes: 3 Submitted: 2010-9-01 16:13

Chie: del has aspergers or something
Creed: oo
Creed: i see :(
Chie: i know, it's wrong to make fun of retarded people but
Zaurathustra: His brain is hooked up wrong. He thinks he's a muffin.
Chie: this is furcadia i dont even care


Quote #7522 Current score: 2  +  − Total votes: 2 Submitted: 2010-9-01 16:12

Chie: del you don't know the difference between an anus and a vagina
Chie: you cannot make fun of people
Chie: ever


Quote #7521 Current score: 1  +  − Total votes: 1 Submitted: 2010-9-01 16:03

Pixar: this is cypress homes. everything turns into an argument


Quote #7520 Current score: 4  +  − Total votes: 4 Submitted: 2010-9-01 11:11

Manderin: I believe that you should feel strongly about any opinion you have.
Experience nodnods
Manderin: Don't be a wishy-washy waffler!
Manderin: But you should also have sound reasoning and logic behind your opinions.
Experience: But... if you wishy-washy waffles...won't they get soggy...?
Manderin: That's why you shouldn't do it!
Manderin: Unless you like soggy waffles.
Experience: Noo, not soggy waffles! D:


Quote #7519 Current score: -3  +  − Total votes: 3 Submitted: 2010-8-31 23:06

Loomin Rauko: When I eat my pie on Webcam
Loomin Rauko: I want you to see me enjoy every bite


Quote #7517 Current score: 5  +  − Total votes: 5 Submitted: 2010-8-30 22:13

Heavenly: I'm going to go slit my throat, bye.
Moose: PUT TOWELS DOWN FIRST, PLEASE!


Quote #7516 Current score: -4  +  − Total votes: 4 Submitted: 2010-8-30 20:23

Kostchtchie: If I had a leprechaun river dance on my head, I would cook the little &$!? in a soup and eat his white $!?.


Quote #7515 Current score: 4  +  − Total votes: 4 Submitted: 2010-8-30 18:28

Nashota: my sister just tied a bra to her face


Quote #7514 Current score: 6  +  − Total votes: 8 Submitted: 2010-8-30 18:11

Pornicorn: i want to draw neopets tonguing eachother in the ass


Quote #7513 Current score: 4  +  − Total votes: 8 Submitted: 2010-8-30 17:42

Pornicorn: I want to buy a really big dildo and give it to the dogs to play with whenever i have company


Quote #7512 Current score: 2  +  − Total votes: 2 Submitted: 2010-8-30 17:04

Migoto: Dei
Migoto: didn't you show me what your BF looks like?
Deianira: BF?
Migoto: ...
Migoto slaps forehead.
Deianira: .....
Migoto: Your buttfuck.
Deianira: OH HIM.
Migoto: XD
Deianira: No, I don't think so.


Quote #7511 Current score: -2  +  − Total votes: 2 Submitted: 2010-8-30 16:25

Migoto: bah
Migoto: doe snot
Migoto: ...
Migoto: does not*


Quote #7510 Current score: 1  +  − Total votes: 1 Submitted: 2010-8-30 16:08

Orochimaru: Who wants to see some Mello fanart?
Orochimaru: http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7v1hxZbIY1qclwnro1_400.jpg <-- Mello.
Pixar: ...my heart just broke


Quote #7509 Current score: -1  +  − Total votes: 1 Submitted: 2010-8-29 16:37

Aizu: sometimes i wonder about my friend dylan
Aizu: and then i realize
Mewstara: I mean....he must have something wrong with his testicles
Aizu: ew this is gross
Mewstara: Blueballs much


Quote #7508 Current score: -3  +  − Total votes: 3 Submitted: 2010-8-29 16:37

Felidę: whos finished
Aizu: we had that blue waffle phase


Quote #7507 Current score: -3  +  − Total votes: 3 Submitted: 2010-8-29 16:36

Aizu: Google > Blue waffle > i'm feeling lucky
Aizu: DO IT FAGGOTS


Quote #7506 Current score: -3  +  − Total votes: 3 Submitted: 2010-8-29 16:34

Aizu: aah
Aizu: lol my mom
Aizu: "mallory if you run it out of time agian i'm gonna beat you"
Felidę: Aizu: who is klyplz plz Aizu: lol my mom .. THATS HOW I SAW IT.
Aizu: this is why i hate my life
Aizu: LOLOL
Felidę: ..LO
Felidę: L
Mewstara: brb
Aizu: KENNY
Felidę: hi.
Aizu: THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS
Felidę: .
Felidę: .....
Felidę: LOL
Aizu: YOUR BLUE WAFFLE AND MY MOM AND YOUR LOVER/MOM
Aizu: OH GOD THE TIDES
Felidę: .......
Aizu drowns
Felidę: LOOL


Quote #7505 Current score: -2  +  − Total votes: 2 Submitted: 2010-8-29 16:33

Aizu dances with out of loneliness
Felidę: ...
Felidę: no longer a ronery roner
Felidę:


Quote #7504 Current score: 1  +  − Total votes: 3 Submitted: 2010-8-29 16:32

Felidę sobs
Felidę: i killed a rainbow creature


Quote #7503 Current score: 2  +  − Total votes: 2 Submitted: 2010-8-29 12:47

Moynelle: Arrrrr, me booty.
Moynelle: . . .
Cinereal: I bet.
Tarra: xD
Juli: xD
Moynelle fawpaws.

Pirate melon love.


Quote #7502 Current score: 1  +  − Total votes: 3 Submitted: 2010-8-29 11:23

Denmaku: AAAAALWAYS I WANNA BEEEEE WITH YOU
Latvia: AND MAKE BELIIIIEVE WITH YOU
Italia: AND LIVE IN HARMONY, HARMONY


Quote #7501 Current score: 0  +  − Total votes: 0 Submitted: 2010-8-29 4:25

Reine Kuro: We hope to see you again! <3"
Reine Kuro: WTF? I never understood why she says that in the Pokémon Centre IN EVERY GEN
Reine Kuro: ERATION


Quote #7500 Current score: -1  +  − Total votes: 3 Submitted: 2010-8-28 21:30

[Advertisement] Do your life lack porpoise? Do you feel like a fish out of water? DigoMarket can help! The NEW seasonal Flutterphin will fill up your pool of digos with summertime fun!

Ed The Neko: Yes my life feels like it lacks porpoise....yes i do feel like a fish out of water.....wait the digomarket can help? O goodie geee batman! im going to go there right now XD


Quote #7499 Current score: 1  +  − Total votes: 3 Submitted: 2010-8-28 18:37

Allen C.Walker: Incest is a national sport in Finland.


Quote #7498 Current score: 2  +  − Total votes: 2 Submitted: 2010-8-28 17:50

(At the time I had kiwi-itis from pongo juice. She had gotten the pirate one.)
Deianira: Lip Gloss, would ye now, blast ye! walk yonder plank speakin' o' Kiwis an' instead talk o' yonder briny deep?
Deianira: Meself swear, everytime Meself talk ta ye ye're always speakin' o' parrot's instead o' yayin' 'bout yonder briny deep.
Deianira: But o' course if'n ye actually spoke o' thin's 'at appeased me, Meself wouldn't be speakin' like a pirate arrr! blimey! an' Shiver me timbers!.
Deianira: So how many people 'ave Meself confused so far? c:


Quote #7496 Current score: -3  +  − Total votes: 3 Submitted: 2010-8-28 9:35

steeb: it's funny when you can tell someone is fat just by hearing their voice

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