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Quote #10241 Current score: 2  +  − Total votes: 4 Submitted: 2018-07-12 10:04:40

Mandaliet: I got some eclairs because I'm rich now
Prince River dies
Prince River comes back to life
Prince River: eclairs do that to me
Prince River mouths a thick, cream-filled eclair
Mandaliet: they are quite phallic
Davidi: Man: mmmm, this bread is great, Jesus
Davidi: Jesus: Thanks. It's my body
Davidi: Man: mmmm, this wine is amazing
Davidi: Jesus: Thanks, it's my blood
Davidi: Man: These eclairs are absolutely ORGASMIC
Davidi: Jesus: ....:D


Quote #10240 Current score: 0  +  − Total votes: 2 Submitted: 2018-06-27 20:50:12

Seraphina Chekhov pokes Hydrox
Hydroxyzine giggles like the Pilsbury Dough Boy


Quote #10239 Current score: -1  +  − Total votes: 3 Submitted: 2018-06-21 00:37:50

Mandal't: there's a strange black circle sitting on my arm and I don't know what it is
Mandal't: oh, it must be one of the pads from my keyboard


Quote #10238 Current score: 0  +  − Total votes: 2 Submitted: 2018-05-15 09:18:04

Lisbeth: I'm going to work on unlocking HotTopic elves today to match how horrendously emo I feel right now
Lisbeth breaks out the safety pin jeans and happy bunny sweater
Lisbeth: Every fucking time someone is like, "Kids now are on a whole new plane of being sarcastic and nasty" I just remember every one of my peers in grade 6 wearing the most borderline, "go fuck yourself" phrases on every square inch of their bodies.


Quote #10237 Current score: 0  +  − Total votes: 2 Submitted: 2018-05-11 20:12:24

Argema: Someone opened the pandora's box of reproduction
Argema: And here we are


Quote #10236 Current score: 3  +  − Total votes: 3 Submitted: 2018-05-11 19:56:54

Creepmachine: male anglerfish are basically nothing but swimming testicles
Courier: okay yeah male anglers are just...
Courier: "let me just attach myself to your body with all these other dudes"
Creepmachine: once they find a female, which are like 3 times bigger, they latch on and lterally just.... dissolve into nothing but their balls
Kauru: I know a couple human guys that do that.
Creepmachine: LOL
Vanna: lololol
Arianrhod: YOU KNOW
Arianrhod: I WAS DRINKING TEA TYVM


Quote #10235 Current score: 0  +  − Total votes: 4 Submitted: 2018-04-25 12:46:36

Talking about whether cavemen used dildos

Gherkin: condoms used to be made from pig intestines allegedly
Gherkin: so they probably just
Esmi: ewwww
Gherkin: 'used pigs'.
Esmi googles
Cynfire: i guess thats how we got aids


Quote #10234 Current score: -2  +  − Total votes: 5 Submitted: 2018-04-23 20:57:44

Unmei punts net
Odds-on catches net, throws it to the moon
Mentha Balsamea: He shoots!
Mentha Balsamea: HE SCORES!


Quote #10233 Current score: 0  +  − Total votes: 3 Submitted: 2018-04-08 23:47:30

Senile Old Geezer: The only roll play I do is when I forget my teeth


Quote #10232 Current score: -1  +  − Total votes: 2 Submitted: 2018-03-29 17:43:41

Daichi Honeycrisp: Hi my name is Dai and I'm live blogging


Quote #10231 Current score: 0  +  − Total votes: 3 Submitted: 2018-03-17 21:52:28

Florian Payete-Boyer: OMG DONT USE THE ASS ZUCCHINI


Quote #10230 Current score: 0  +  − Total votes: 6 Submitted: 2018-03-15 13:46:52

Violet Essex should make an alt named [NO]
Violet Essex[NO]s Irisi.
Odds-on: [NO] you guys
Violet Essex: God [NO]ing [NO]it
Irisi Isetnofret moans [NO]
Irisi Isetnofret: ishly
Odds-on: You [NO]ing [NO]
Odds-on: I'm gonna stick a [NO] up your [NO]ing [NO]
Violet Essex: Oh [NO]
Odds-on: Oh [YES]


Quote #10229 Current score: 1  +  − Total votes: 3 Submitted: 2018-02-26 03:55:57

Highbaby: i literally just got up because a cellar spider walked across my fucking pillow and put a leg on my hand like it was concerned for me
Highbaby: my throat hurts from screaming at a level only dogs can hear
Unmei: ..................
Unmei SLAMS A BIBLE ONTO SPIDER
Unmei: AWAY WITH YOU SATAN


Quote #10228 Current score: -2  +  − Total votes: 6 Submitted: 2018-02-23 18:21:13

(ate a cookie)
Odds-on: It reads: May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.


Quote #10227 Current score: 2  +  − Total votes: 2 Submitted: 2018-02-20 17:53:08

(got a random whisper, talking in main to friends)
Austell: If he wants RP he's barking up the wrong cat's ass


Quote #10226 Current score: 1  +  − Total votes: 3 Submitted: 2018-02-19 17:47:24

Cornelius Vaporlove: I wonder if I taste like blueberries.
Mino: thats the dumbest thing anyone ever said


Quote #10225 Current score: 2  +  − Total votes: 4 Submitted: 2018-02-09 14:15:59

James throws Vanix a bone and knocks the furre over!
Vanix's arm is impacted by the thrown bone, the meat around the epicenter of the impact sight is instantly bruised and mulched, the kinetic energy rippling across the sinew and causing millions of minute hairline fractures while the arm itself goes limp, paralyzed with riveting agony.
Vanix likes being dramatic.


Quote #10224 Current score: -3  +  − Total votes: 6 Submitted: 2018-01-28 16:26:33

[#] Piss off not the one-eyed cat, especially when his calico is near. Mei has arrived.
Odds-on kicks Mei
Odds-on: ...
Odds-on: EARLY ENTER
Mentha Balsamea: wow
Mentha Balsamea: rip
Odds-on kicks Mei's net


Quote #10223 Current score: 9  +  − Total votes: 10 Submitted: 2018-01-25 23:08:38

frogela: i don't believe anyone on furcadia who says they aren't furry


Quote #10222 Current score: 2  +  − Total votes: 5 Submitted: 2018-01-20 22:23:14

Justin StinCoy: Fluff Pit, basically an unshaved underarm.


Quote #10221 Current score: 0  +  − Total votes: 6 Submitted: 2018-01-18 18:13:30

(i drew something incredibly cute)
Odds-on: but isn't that face the CUTEST?
Odds-on: i just wanna take a shotgun to it


Quote #10220 Current score: 1  +  − Total votes: 3 Submitted: 2018-01-17 13:24:51

(Odds and Val had been playing with the the emits, and the owner came online)
[#] The uploader has arrived! Direct all irritations to them.
[#] Dear uploader, I have coughed up a chicken for my dear friend to consume, only for it to run away and be eaten by a wall. What sort of trickery is this? -Oddsie
[#] Chaos. Sorry, I dropped some on the floor. -Val
[#] Blame Val. Then ban. -Uploader
[#] I'll eject her. -Val
(Val then proceeds to eject herself)


Quote #10219 Current score: 2  +  − Total votes: 5 Submitted: 2018-01-17 13:16:01

Highbaby: i can't gay marry a ghost
Odds-on: not with that attitude


Quote #10218 Current score: -1  +  − Total votes: 4 Submitted: 2018-01-16 22:52:04

Blado: I could infiltrate their base and let out a methane rich gas to dissipate the crowd.
Random Fox rolls 1d100 On the odds that plan will work & gets 93.
Random Fox: I say go for it.
Blado: Faith in fart is strong with you, Random.
Random Fox:
Justin StinCoy: It's fine, Blado.
Blado: Alright, Justin. My services are at your disposal.
Justin StinCoy: Okay.


Quote #10217 Current score: -2  +  − Total votes: 4 Submitted: 2018-01-12 21:07:13

(I still can't type.)
Odds-on: nom-coojie
Odds-on: nomc--kire
Odds-on: com-abkfhaj
Odds-on: WHY
Odds-on: You eat a cookie. A small note has been baked into it. It reads: If you want me to be a good little bunny just dangle some carats in front of my nose. -- Lauren Bacall


Quote #10216 Current score: 2  +  − Total votes: 6 Submitted: 2018-01-09 02:08:20

Deceptisquirrel: Waiting for the inevitable bovine ferian to be made and banned from furN
Mandaliet: too many tippings?
Deceptisquirrel: The only place people get thier milk from in Furc are from a capitoline wolf.
Mandaliet: this can only lead to the founding of cities


Quote #10215 Current score: 0  +  − Total votes: 6 Submitted: 2018-01-08 15:41:13

(group is talking about art)
Rubicon: Do you guys think I undercharge
Odds-on: you didn't even charge me
Odds-on: that's waaay undercharging
Rubicon: yours was a gift you willy.
Odds-on: psh


Quote #10214 Current score: -1  +  − Total votes: 5 Submitted: 2018-01-08 15:36:42

Odds-on: nom-coolie
Odds-on: nom-coojie
Odds-on: nomc--okie
Odds-on: You eat a cookie. A small note has been baked into it. It reads: QOTD: "In the shopping mall of the mind, he's in the toy department."


Quote #10213 Current score: 3  +  − Total votes: 7 Submitted: 2018-01-07 13:19:41

Odds-on: well look at sapphirus. her art is trash and she somehow still runs a shit show
Violet Essex: Me too.


Quote #10212 Current score: 1  +  − Total votes: 4 Submitted: 2018-01-06 18:10:34

Odds-on: at least it wasn't an imgur album full of verguba
Odds-on: or horses with hands for teeth
Highbaby: i want an album of horses with hands for teeth
Highbaby: that's my interest
Odds-on: or horses with spiders for teeth
Highbaby: horses with spiders who have human hands at the end of their legs, for teeth
Odds-on: oh my god


Quote #10211 Current score: 0  +  − Total votes: 2 Submitted: 2018-01-06 18:08:34

Rubicon: polio larry
Rubicon: wrong chat


Quote #10210 Current score: 1  +  − Total votes: 5 Submitted: 2018-01-06 18:06:50

Odds-on: I'm back. My computer decided to eat a dick instead of doing what I wanted because I started closing alts.


Quote #10209 Current score: 1  +  − Total votes: 5 Submitted: 2017-12-25 00:37:06

Mary Crystalmouse toss spitwads at Banditz.
Gouda Knight throws a paper airplane at Mary.
Mandal't throws Gouda at Mary
Mary Crystalmouse dodges.
Tiina Brown is hit
Gouda Knight: Greetings and felicitations, Tiina. Do you come here often?
Tiina Brown: yup


Quote #10208 Current score: 4  +  − Total votes: 7 Submitted: 2017-12-03 12:22:35

Suzy: furcadia truly did something that nobody else did, but it was ruined by being a social game that relied on socially inept people


Quote #10207 Current score: 0  +  − Total votes: 6 Submitted: 2017-12-01 16:57:04

Violet Essex pulls a firm dildo like a samurai sword. Attacks!
Violet Essex rolls 1d20 & gets 16.
Odds-on recoils! D:
Odds-on pulls out squirt gun, attempts to soak Violet.
Odds-on rolls 1d20 & gets 16.
Violet Essex gets wet for Bab.
Odds-on:
Odds-on attempts to smack wet zones for maximum sting damage!
Odds-on rolls 1d20 & gets 20.
Odds-on: ....
Violet Essex: ...
Violet Essex rolls 1d100 Strength of orgasm & gets 92.
Odds-on: .....


Quote #10206 Current score: 1  +  − Total votes: 3 Submitted: 2017-11-19 23:43:02

Art Vandelay: no
Art Vandelay: eat me
Art Vandelay: eat me raw
Akra gets out a machete. Challenge accepted.


Quote #10205 Current score: 1  +  − Total votes: 3 Submitted: 2017-11-18 22:28:01

Mentha Balsamea: It's only midnight why do I feel like I've been up for like 20 hours?


Quote #10204 Current score: 1  +  − Total votes: 1 Submitted: 2017-11-16 17:28:07

The Shoddy Ribbon: THIS IS NOT MY HOME! YOU'RE NOT MY MINTY!


Quote #10203 Current score: 0  +  − Total votes: 2 Submitted: 2017-11-14 19:21:49

Orni: Ever heard of not putting all your eggs in one bastard?


Quote #10202 Current score: 4  +  − Total votes: 4 Submitted: 2017-11-14 19:18:57

Valentine Oliver Wildingham: I'M SO ANGRY BECAUSE I HAVE MENTAL ILLNESS THAT MAKES ME ANGRY ALL THE TIME AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH I'M GOING TO DRAW WOLVES EJACULATING INTO SPAAAAACE


Quote #10201 Current score: 0  +  − Total votes: 2 Submitted: 2017-11-14 07:55:52

Suelita: i mean at least google didn't tell me it's ass cancer
Suelita: there's that


Quote #10200 Current score: -1  +  − Total votes: 4 Submitted: 2017-11-10 19:51:43

Niphu: why is so many people AFK
Wirr: I'm not


Quote #10199 Current score: 1  +  − Total votes: 3 Submitted: 2017-11-10 19:43:16

Unmei: I rp everything

(MINUTES LATER)
Unmei: If I listed all the things I won't rp, we'd be here until tomorrow


Quote #10198 Current score: 3  +  − Total votes: 3 Submitted: 2017-11-05 10:27:45

Rinadeval: i saw an archeologist lick a coprolite once
Rinadeval: at the time he was my boyfriend and doing it to prove it wasn't gross
Mentha Balsamea: .....
Rinadeval: he is no longer my boyfriend


Quote #10197 Current score: 1  +  − Total votes: 1 Submitted: 2017-11-02 18:01:52

Akra: Oh my. Cake turned me into a promiscuous unicorn!


Quote #10196 Current score: 1  +  − Total votes: 3 Submitted: 2017-10-16 12:48:20

Winde: mongoloid dongoloid


Quote #10195 Current score: 1  +  − Total votes: 3 Submitted: 2017-09-28 19:59:22

Buttface: GO! Spread your legs and fly, my beautiful slut!


Quote #10194 Current score: 1  +  − Total votes: 3 Submitted: 2017-09-20 13:05:41

Her-Uben: Oh lord
Her-Uben: Oh god
Mentha Balsamea: Oh no
Valentine Oliver Wildingham: Oh yes


Quote #10193 Current score: 3  +  − Total votes: 4 Submitted: 2017-09-19 12:51:06

Chib: yes
Chib: yes im into milfs (motherlode on sims)
No one: Man I Love Farming Simoleons


Quote #10192 Current score: -1  +  − Total votes: 3 Submitted: 2017-08-31 22:17:19

Pada learns braille, reads doggo cellulite

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